A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden, The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door, he found ...an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, In the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel... She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?' She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day?...
''Yes," was his incredulous reply..
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

That's cute!!!

    Some men just have to learn the hard way.   

Love it and how true...  :)

She considers it part of her job to close the car door?

LOL, you girls.  Good thing us guys take care of you.

All
Is
Not
Lost!

She appears to be pregnant, but she's not barefoot, nor is she wearing terrycloth shorts (pre-spandex).

OK, I'm ducking and running now.........................

I notice she made enough of an effort to make spaghetti for the dog.

Quote from: C-B-M on April 23, 2012, 07:14:12 PM
I notice she made enough of an effort to make spaghetti for the dog.

I don't know about that. It could have been the pet human that's climbing in the fridge.

Hey, it looks like her husband got all the kids dressed for school.  What a guy!

Quote from: C-B-M on April 24, 2012, 06:59:36 PM
Hey, it looks like her husband got all the kids dressed for school.  What a guy!

He missed the one wearing the tutu in the upper right

How did he miss her?  She ain't nekkid.