A Doctor's Diagnosis

Started by PeterR, December 17, 2011, 12:10:18 PM

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A young woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the
strange development on the inside of her thighs .... a green spot on
the inside of each.

"They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

Solar

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Brass has that effect.
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Quote from: Solar on December 17, 2011, 01:09:03 PM
:)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
Brass has that effect.
And, where is Harley Woman when you want the inside scoop?
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

Solar

Quote from: PeterR on December 17, 2011, 01:25:53 PM
And, where is Harley Woman when you want the inside scoop?
OUCH!!! :))
Banned if you must know.
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Alright, Walks and Solar, what do you guys know about Harley Woman that I don't?
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

Solar

Quote from: PeterR on December 17, 2011, 04:00:50 PM
Alright, Walks and Solar, what do you guys know about Harley Woman that I don't?
You mean the fact that she is the worst shit stirrer to ever assault a forum?
I mince no words, the bitch is not happy unless she makes other people miserable.

There is way to much to go into, but like many, I learned the hard way.
I was warned by a great poster that left because of her antics, and many pothers did as well, mostly women.

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Quote from: PeterR on December 17, 2011, 04:00:50 PM
Alright, Walks and Solar, what do you guys know about Harley Woman that I don't?

I will say Solar is being very nice, in his description of the woman.  Sorry woman of the world, for putting her in that category of woman.    You have know her for a very short time.  I have for over 15 years and so has other on this board.   
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on December 17, 2011, 06:24:59 PM

I will say Solar is being very nice, in his description of the woman.  Sorry woman of the world, for putting her in that category of woman.    You have know her for a very short time.  I have for over 15 years and so has other on this board.   
True, I was holding back.
Peter, a few like her, including the admin, (God only knows why) but its best not to confide in her with anything, it will be used against you at a later date.
She plays the forum like a chess game, and everyone is a pawn and she sees herself as the Queen.
Just ask quiller, but be prepared for an earful.

When I started this forum, her and Kfed were the only two people not allowed to join, even ricky was allowed at the time, if that tells you anything. :))
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Quote from: Solar on December 17, 2011, 06:52:24 PM
True, I was holding back.
Peter, a few like her, including the admin, (God only knows why) but its best not to confide in her with anything, it will be used against you at a later date.
She plays the forum like a chess game, and everyone is a pawn and she sees herself as the Queen.
Just ask quiller, but be prepared for an earful.

When I started this forum, her and Kfed were the only two people not allowed to join, even ricky was allowed at the time, if that tells you anything. :))


Why do I see the pit coming up.

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Quote from: Solar on December 17, 2011, 07:19:55 PM
:)) :)) :))

Well quiller has know her for about 13 + years or more, way back on the AT&T board before LNF.   That was back before there were PM on boards. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

PeterR

Wow, guys, I guess I just wasn't paying that much attention.
 
"He was born with the gift of laughter and the sense that the world was mad."

Solar

Quote from: PeterR on December 17, 2011, 10:51:27 PM
Wow, guys, I guess I just wasn't paying that much attention.
 
:)) :)) :))
And that's not a bad thing...
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