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General Category => Jokes => Topic started by: carlb on August 18, 2015, 03:49:19 PM

Title: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: carlb on August 18, 2015, 03:49:19 PM
Don't get mad at me, I'm not the author (but I think it's spot on):

Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton are walking down the street when they come upon a homeless person.

Trump feels compassion for the man and hands him a business card and tells him, "Come see me in the  morning. I can find a job for you." He then reaches into his pocket again and hands the man a twenty dollar bill.

They continue walking down the street when they come upon another homeless person.  Inspired by Trumps example, Hillary reaches into her pocket and pulls out a card, which she hands to the homeless man.  The card gives the address and phone number for the local welfare office.

Then, Hillary reaches into Trumps pocket and pulls out twenty dollars in mixed bills. She keeps $15 for "administrative costs", and hands the man $5.
Title: Re: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: carlb on August 18, 2015, 04:01:42 PM
I thought this was a POLITICAL PRINCIPLE more than a "joke."

Oh well, to the land where posts die.
Title: Re: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: Solar on August 18, 2015, 05:55:25 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: walkstall on August 18, 2015, 06:24:11 PM
Quote from: carlb on August 18, 2015, 04:01:42 PM
I thought this was a POLITICAL PRINCIPLE more than a "joke."

Oh well, to the land where posts die.

A good joke always has a grain of truth. That's when a joke hits home.   All posts die over time, some faster then others.
Title: Re: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: tac on August 18, 2015, 07:17:49 PM
I doubt a lefty  loon would understand.
Title: Re: A Conservative and a Liberal are Walking Down the Street
Post by: quiller on August 19, 2015, 04:19:16 AM
Hillary would keep the whole $20 and give the homeless guy a receipt for his next tax-return deduction. He'll probably need it to offset capital gains in the municipal bonds market futures.