TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMACARE
10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
Received from a friend in an Email. Had to share.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter
the trailer park."
8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "An apple a
day.."
5. Your primary care physician is wearing the coveralls you gave to
Goodwill last month.
4. Where it says, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," it's not a typographical error.
3. The only expense that is 100% covered is "embalming."
2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMACARE:
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.
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-Dr Watt
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4. Where it says, "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network
charges," it's not a typographical error.
Number 4 sounds very familiar even in this day and age. :scared:
:thumbsup:
A popsicle stick and duct tape...classic.
Billy
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Laughter: it really does make things better.
Quote from: Shooterman on August 12, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
1. You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape.
I know where you insert the popsicle stick, but what's the duct tape for? :confused:
There's a nursing home here where every male patient is given a double dose of Viagra just before bedtime.
No, not for that; it keeps them from rolling out of bed during the night.