JOB SEARCH
1. My first job
was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got
canned. Couldn't concentrate!

2. Then I worked
in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't
hack it, so they gave me the
axe.

3. I tried being a
Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly
because it was a sew-sew
job, and people liked to hem and haw about the
price.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, I tried being a Chef -
figured it would add a
little spice to my life, but just didn't have
the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli
Worker, but any way I sliced it.... couldn't
cut the
mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but
eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't
have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe factory?
Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10.
I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live on my net income.

11.
Managed to get a good job working for a Pool
Maintenance Company,
but the work was just too
draining.

12.
So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said
I wasn't fit for the job.

13. Many years of trying to find some steady
work, I finally got a job as a Historian -
until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in
Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was the
same old grind.

15.
SO, I
TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND
I'M PERFECT FOR
THE JOB - LOVE IT!