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The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« on: October 18, 2017, 12:21:08 AM »
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2017, 05:59:58 AM »
Next thing you know, they'll claim aliens were the first to drive trucks across the ice, call in actual "Alien Astronaut Theorists" to find evidence linking Native Americans to the Inuit people who were the first slaves of alien astronauts.

These first "Masters" were sent here to exploit the first people's labors and their ability to survive in such a harsh climate while cutting ice blocks for the "masters" to take back to their dying desert of a planet.

During their time on earth, they bred with the indigenous people, and the end result was white Europeans who later invaded North America.
This will be the focus of "Alien Astronaut Theorists", proving white men are inherently evil and not of this world.

OK, I now return you to the so-called "History Channel" a Leftist experiment in observing how much innocuous crap man is willing to endure if you put a pretty face on the screen.
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2017, 01:16:45 PM »

OK, I now return you to the so-called "History Channel" a Leftist experiment in observing how much innocuous crap man is willing to endure if you put a pretty face on the screen.

Is that the channel Lisa is on?
I only stop there as I channel surf and spot her.

Great combo: Real Big Truck being manhandled by Tiny, Cute Lisa! :thumbsup:

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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2017, 01:40:50 PM »
Is that the channel Lisa is on?
I only stop there as I channel surf and spot her.

Great combo: Real Big Truck being manhandled by Tiny, Cute Lisa! :thumbsup:
Kinda steals the testosterone from the show, doesn't it?
They purport it to be this hair raising tale about "real Men" traversing the terrain by sheer brute and raw nerves alone, and here she is, 95lbs of cute? :lol:

I think the show, like all the other shit they produce, just shot itself clean through the foot, bounced off the ice and hit them square in the ass.
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2017, 02:19:32 PM »
Kinda steals the testosterone from the show, doesn't it?
They purport it to be this hair raising tale about "real Men" traversing the terrain by sheer brute and raw nerves alone, and here she is, 95lbs of cute? :lol:

I think the show, like all the other shit they produce, just shot itself clean through the foot, bounced off the ice and hit them square in the ass.


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I remember when 18 wheelers did not have power steering gear box or power brakes.  She would not last 100 miles, if she could get around the block. 
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2017, 02:57:36 PM »

LOL 
I remember when 18 wheelers did not have power steering gear box or power brakes.  She would not last 100 miles, if she could get around the block.
Yep, but today, heat and air, satellite radio, air seats etc. All the comforts of home, and some even have computer driver assist.
I used to drive an old Duesenberg with a huge steering wheel more than 2' across, no power steering/brakes, the thing was near impossible to drive.
I know today I couldn't even park the thing, let alone turn out of the driveway, took both feet on the brake to stop it.

And to think, I almost bought my Razer without power steering. What was I thinking?  :lol:
Damned if we ain't spoiled today.
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2017, 03:59:36 PM »

LOL 
I remember when 18 wheelers did not have power steering gear box or power brakes.  She would not last 100 miles, if she could get around the block.

I've seen little Lisa get some male truckers outta jams that the men couldn't handle.
Last week she got a rival male drivers truck up an ice hill that the guy (who was holding her up and almost in tears) couldn't accomplish himself.

Lisa has 'spunk'!  :lol:

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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2017, 04:21:31 PM »
I've seen little Lisa get some male truckers outta jams that the men couldn't handle.
Last week she got a rival male drivers truck up an ice hill that the guy (who was holding her up and almost in tears) couldn't accomplish himself.

Lisa has 'spunk'!  :lol:
Seriously, you don't really believe that crap do ya? It's all staged, every last second. It's all about drama, truth is, without intervention? Paint drying would garner more viewers.
There's not one thing real about "Reality TV", it's all faked.
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2017, 04:39:05 PM »
Seriously, you don't really believe that crap do ya? It's all staged, every last second. It's all about drama, truth is, without intervention? Paint drying would garner more viewers.
There's not one thing real about "Reality TV", it's all faked.

Heck, I only watch it when Lisa is on!

I don't think she is fake?
(I'd love to find out though!) :lol:

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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2017, 04:42:25 PM »
Heck, I only watch it when Lisa is on!

I don't think she is fake?
(I'd love to find out though!) :lol:
You do realize, pornhub is free, right?
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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2017, 05:38:15 PM »
You do realize, pornhub is free, right?
Is Lisa on there? :confused:
Try out YouPorn.

It's the best! :lol:

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Re: The Only Reason To Watch "Ice Road Truckers!"
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2017, 06:44:20 PM »
Is Lisa on there? :confused:
Try out YouPorn.

It's the best! :lol:
Wait till the series is over, she'll be looking for work and more adoration. Playboy maybe?
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