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liberal cure for stupidity, Golden Gate Suicide Net
« on: April 14, 2017, 08:04:07 AM »
Freakin hilarious!
"Well, I can make the net, then it's free sailing to the water."

Screaming in pain after breaking several limbs on the net, victim languishes painfully for what was supposed to be a moment of peace and solitude while escaping the bonds of life.



San Francisco officials on Thursday marked the start of the construction of the suicide-prevention net under the Golden Gate Bridge.
Officials say the net will be positioned 20 feet below the sidewalk and extend out another 20 feet. Made of seven football fields worth of stainless steel, the structure will curve up slightly at its ends and be suspended 200 feet above the Pacific Ocean on both sides of the bridge — invisible to drivers.

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Construction-to-Start-on-Golden-Gate-Bridge-Suicide-Prevention-Net-419371784.html
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Re: liberal cure for stupidity, Golden Gate Suicide Net
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2017, 09:23:52 AM »
What no hot coffee and donuts, if there a will there is always a way.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession.  I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.  ~ Ronald Reagan ~

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Re: liberal cure for stupidity, Golden Gate Suicide Net
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2017, 10:14:04 AM »
Is there going to be another net below in case they decide to jump from the net? Leftists are so friggen stupid it's beyond comprehension.  :rolleyes:

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Re: liberal cure for stupidity, Golden Gate Suicide Net
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2017, 10:44:11 AM »
Is there going to be another net below in case they decide to jump from the net? Leftists are so friggen stupid it's beyond comprehension.  :rolleyes:
Exactly! They throw Other Peoples Money at problems that can't be fixed, only to make things worse.
Imagine this, girl leaps, hits net gets injured, man jumps to help her, he gets injured, Fire dept called, stops traffic on bridge, rescues man, girl fights with EMT and both wind up in the water.
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Re: liberal cure for stupidity, Golden Gate Suicide Net
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2017, 11:28:23 AM »
Exactly! They throw Other Peoples Money at problems that can't be fixed, only to make things worse.
Imagine this, girl leaps, hits net gets injured, man jumps to help her, he gets injured, Fire dept called, stops traffic on bridge, rescues man, girl fights with EMT and both wind up in the water.

Pitch that story idea to Dick Wolfe for one of his cops-and-lawyers TV shows.  :popcorn:

 

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