Worth the watch and it's short, but kind of funny. 

The Portland homeowner called out "Why are you in my house taking a shower?"
The uninvited shower guest replied, "I'm sorry...my name's Timothy James Chapek."
Timothy Chapek, 25, then dialed 911 and told the emergency operator, "I just broke in to a house and the owners came home...I think they might have guns."

http://theblacksphere.net/2013/04/intruder-dials-911-afraid-homeowner-might-have-a-gun/