You can't make this shit up. Here is a story about a woman who was apparently "raped" by her husband hundreds of times as she slept. For some reason, the story doesn't mention a sleep disorder. At the same time, it's a glowing endorsement of England's National Health Service (NHS), which has provided her with ... nothing so far.

QuoteA woman who was raped hundreds of times in her sleep by her husband has admitted that she is not receiving any counselling following the traumatic events – because she is on a waiting list.

Sarah Tetley, 26, was raped and secretly filmed by her husband Charlie, 34, an estimated 300 times and only discovered the abuse after she woke up in the middle of an attack.

"I woke up in the morning in that sort of drowsy just waking up stage and realised that he was molesting me in my sleep," Mrs Tetley, from Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire, told ITV.

Amazing she could sleep that soundly.  Once you have kids it is impossible short of drugs to sleep that deeply. 

Toy

Does this woman count sex while AWAKE as rape? Or is the husband that inept that she doesn't even notice until after it's over?