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Go ahead, feel free! It's not hate speech, even in Calipornia, because they're white. We also tell jokes about (white) Kentuckians. Indiana and Michigan and Pennsylvania generally get off light. It's more fun to abuse the hillbillies.  :D

[Say, didja hear about the race riot down in Cincinnati? The Kentuckians were throwing sticks of dynamite across the river. The blacks were lighting the fuses and throwing 'em back.]
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Update:
NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2010, 09:15:57 AM »
Where'd they steal the matches?

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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2011, 05:57:54 PM »
 :o After seeing her picture I'd definitely need to call a friend. :P

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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2011, 06:01:25 PM »
This is why it is a good idea to always leave the bar before last call....
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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #20 on: January 02, 2011, 06:04:43 PM »
:o After seeing her picture I'd definitely need to call a friend. :P
Friend? I'd send her my enemy, I'd Never send a friend to meet that crazy skank. ;D
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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #21 on: January 02, 2011, 10:31:50 PM »
I don't doubt this all happened, or that the deputy had immense fun writing this report. I just wonder how much of it got into the local newspaper, versus a copy of the report "leaked through channels" to electronic media. I was a police reporter who (even armed with a copy of the report) would not have gotten this piece into print, 30 years ago. City papers today, maybe, but not in a small paper. That hasn't changed. Police reports get sanitized for anything THAT outrageous.


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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2011, 07:11:49 AM »
You make a good point, but I don't think this ever made the paper, it's only the Smoking Gun that got a hold of it.
I've written some pretty funny police reports in my time, and all in an effort to sway the judge one way or the other.
I don't think this one was though, it seems pretty straight forward.

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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2011, 07:19:33 AM »
That's funny! They got her for "brandishing a deadly weapon," and she had a knife too!  :P :P :P :P

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Re: Eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat. UPDATED
« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2011, 07:27:55 AM »
That's funny! They got her for "brandishing a deadly weapon," and she had a knife too!  :P :P :P :P
One has to wonder if the reporting officer was referring to the knife or the pussy as the offensive weapon? ::)
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