No, it's not a metaphor, she really has a nice set.

Check out the phone.

Quote from: Solar on November 08, 2013, 08:08:08 PM
Check out the phone.

WHAT phone!    

Quote from: walkstall on November 08, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
WHAT phone!   

Quote from: Solar on November 08, 2013, 09:16:52 PM

In truth the Brass Knuckles would not fit in her hand. 

Nice set of bolt-ons.

I'm referring to the brass knuckles, of course. 

Quote from: TboneAgain on November 09, 2013, 05:59:04 AM
Nice set of bolt-ons.

I'm referring to the brass knuckles, of course. 

I could not afford the learjet she in. 

Quote from: TboneAgain on November 09, 2013, 05:59:04 AM
Nice set of bolt-ons.

I'm referring to the brass knuckles, of course. 

No doubt.
True story...
A few decades ago I dated a #10, drop dead gorgeous top to bottom, about a month into the relationship I met her parents, pure Jew stereotype, nice people, don't get me wrong.
Her dad even pulled 6, 1oz bars of gold out of his pocket, I kid you not.

But back to her, a spoiled JAP, Jewish American Princess. While Judy was at the store, her mother showed me a photo album of the family, I asked where was Judy in all those pics, she looked up at me and with a grin that would even make Obozo crap his pants (evil Cheshire Cat grin), she pointed to this butt ugly girl, yeah, that's right, complete body reconstruction, nose job, cheek reconstruction, lip implants, ears tucked, boob job, tummy tuck, but implants and God knows what else.

Her dad had spent well over a hundred grand on her (1980s dollars). I believe the reason her mother showed me the pics was because she knew it would freak me out, she wanted her to marry a nice Jewish boy.

Not that it really mattered, I was in the process of breaking it off, she was probably one of the most spoiled, self centered, ego driven twits Ive ever met.
We've all experienced them at least once in our lifetime.

There is a reason beautiful women are on the mkt, they are someones ex for a reason.

Quote from: walkstall on November 09, 2013, 06:06:25 AM
I could not afford the learjet she in. 

I doubt if I could afford her without the Lear Jet. 

Quote from: TboneAgain on November 09, 2013, 07:20:04 AM
I doubt if I could afford her without the Lear Jet. 

Now that I look at the tennis shoes, I know I could not afford her. 

What's with the orthopedic  shoes?

Quote from: The Boo Man... on November 22, 2013, 10:04:35 PM
What's with the orthopedic  shoes?

Balance problems?

Quote from: Solar on November 23, 2013, 05:26:49 AM
Balance problems?

That sort of balance problem would be better solved with a pair of skis. One thing -- if ever she dies from drowning, you'll know there was foul play.