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General Category => Alternate Boards => The Nut House => Topic started by: Solar on March 08, 2011, 04:35:42 PM

Title: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Solar on March 08, 2011, 04:35:42 PM

He broke into a home, ......
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So he called 911 seeking help. "I just broke into a house and the owner came home," Chapek told a police operator. "You broke into a house?" the surprised operator responded. "I think she's got guns," Chapek added.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/portland/911-calls (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/portland/911-calls)
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: taxed on March 08, 2011, 05:59:44 PM
It would have even better if the owner gave him a lead sandwich...
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Solar on March 08, 2011, 08:22:41 PM
I think he knew that is exactly what was in store for him.
I imagine the lady warned him, if he comes out, he gets a bullet between the eyes.

And I bet she wasn't kidding. :D
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Elfie on March 08, 2011, 08:34:07 PM
maybe she decided not to cap his butt for fear he would fall the wrong way..... something to think about,,,, :)
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Solar on March 10, 2011, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Elfie on March 08, 2011, 08:34:07 PM
maybe she decided not to cap his butt for fear he would fall the wrong way..... something to think about,,,, :)
Thats the problem with the law, they want you to shoot them in the house so as to make it obvious self defense.
But who in their right mind wants to replace carpet and scrub blood stains off the walls? :))
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: lug-nut on March 11, 2011, 10:11:03 AM
Quote from: Solar on March 10, 2011, 10:17:41 AM
Thats the problem with the law, they want you to shoot them in the house so as to make it obvious self defense.
But who in their right mind wants to replace carpet and scrub blood stains off the walls? :))
Make 'em stand in the shower, then shoot 'em.   ;D
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Solar on March 12, 2011, 06:20:10 AM
Quote from: lug-nut on March 11, 2011, 10:11:03 AM
Make 'em stand in the shower, then shoot 'em.   ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
Now theres a man that thinks on his feet. 8)
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: tbone0106 on March 12, 2011, 09:08:13 AM
Hey Solar, do you see a lot of traffic past your place, Mexicans heading north for Oregon? For every Mex that passes your place, there's probably a white guy in Oregon locked in a stranger's bathroom...
Title: Re: Busted For Stupid in Public
Post by: Solar on March 12, 2011, 09:50:14 AM
Luckily I live in a place Mexicans don't like, its cold. ;D