Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?

Quote from: Solar on December 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM
Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?

"Harris is 23, according to her online biography"
So this will be his third marriage.
"Nothing like an old fool"
Then there will be that prenuptial agreement. LOL

Quote from: Solar on December 26, 2010, 06:27:21 AM
Call it what you like, but this guy is scum!
If your 84 year old neighbor was hitting on your 24 year old daughter, what would you say?


Hopefully he is rich and on his deathbed.   :-*  (Think Anna Nicole Smith)

Does Heffner have kids?  They gotta be sweating bullets....

Quote from: taxed on December 26, 2010, 10:28:49 AM
Does Heffner have kids?  They gotta be sweating bullets....

3 or 4 I think...  I'm sure there will be a major pre-nup...

The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.

Quote from: quiller on December 26, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.

In which case, SHE would be guilty, yes?

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 26, 2010, 09:07:44 PM
In which case, SHE would be guilty, yes?

Yes. I hope they have a brace of EMTs ready, throughout the honeymoon....  :-X

Quote from: quiller on December 26, 2010, 08:29:51 PM
The laws against necrophilia evidently do not apply to this --- but should.

That's how he gets it up... rigamortis...

I read that he's taking Viagra twice a week.

If I wasn't married, and I was 84 years old and horny, and this lovely young thing offered herself for my consumption...

Oh, I'd tell her to find a nice church and perhaps a nice young man to help her have children...

Yep, you bet I would...  :P :P :P :P :P

Quote from: tbone0106 on December 29, 2010, 07:09:37 PM
I read that he's taking Viagra twice a week.

If I wasn't married, and I was 84 years old and horny, and this lovely young thing offered herself for my consumption...

Oh, I'd tell her to find a nice church and perhaps a nice young man to help her have children...

Yep, you bet I would...  :P :P :P :P :P

Well I guess twice a week would be better than nothing.... 8) 8)