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General Category => Alternate Boards => The Nut House => Topic started by: tbone0106 on January 28, 2011, 08:28:26 PM

Title: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: tbone0106 on January 28, 2011, 08:28:26 PM
This one's beyond bizarre...

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Stephanie Moreland, 46, was arrested in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly shoplifting at the Alaskan Fur Company. The store said she had taken a $6,500 coat, which Moreland denied, but when police found the hanger for the coat in her car, she was arrested. After three days in jail, Moreland admitted to a detective she had taken the coat, but said she had already sold it. After further questioning, Moreland admitted she still had the coat -- and pulled it out of her underwear. "She had modified her underwear," a police spokesman said. The 270-pound woman "actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear, and then stuffed it down the front," and it stayed there for the three days she was in custody. (RC/WCCO-TV)

Ewwwww.
Title: Re: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: WoodBurner on March 06, 2011, 06:08:29 AM
Store clerk "What do you want me to do with this boss?"
 
Boss "Put it back on the rack and take 10% off."
 
Ewwwwwwwww :)) :))
Title: Re: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: lug-nut on March 11, 2011, 10:13:06 AM
What kind of fur was it?   ;D
Title: Re: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: tbone0106 on March 11, 2011, 06:27:16 PM
What kind of fur was it?   ;D
Here is Ms. Moreland's mug shot, courtesy of the Bloomington PD.

(http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/tbone0106/stephanie-moreland-mug.jpg)

Now, I want you to think very carefully before you answer....

Do you really still care what kind of fur it was?
Title: Re: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: lug-nut on March 12, 2011, 04:31:58 AM
Sasquatch.
Title: Re: Another "Fat Woman Hides Stolen Property in Weird Place" Story
Post by: WoodBurner on March 12, 2011, 04:52:09 AM
 Hey lug nut what did sasquatch ever do to you? ;)