Author Topic: Hello you're in Texas  (Read 1273 times)

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Hello you're in Texas
« on: August 21, 2012, 11:45:46 AM »
Woman sues Cowboys, claims bench burned buttocks

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The lawsuit claims there were no warnings about sitting on the benches in hot weather.


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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 01:20:01 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What, she didn't sue the Sun?
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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 02:02:59 PM »
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What, she didn't sue the Sun?

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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 02:08:57 PM »
No standing in the court.

Shooter please tell me she is not from Texas.    :ohmy:
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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 04:18:02 PM »
Shooter please tell me she is not from Texas.    :ohmy:

Hell, Walks, I don't know. I could venture many guesses, and each could be wrong.
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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2012, 04:44:41 PM »
Shooter, please tell me she is not from the planet Earth.  :tounge: :tounge: :tounge:

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Re: Hello you're in Texas
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 11:35:10 AM »
So 100 plus degree temp, black bench, in direct sunlight, and she sits on it? ahe have been better off using that bench to bang some sense into her head!
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