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Title: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: tbone0106 on June 04, 2012, 09:42:11 PM
I have a cat that I could do this with, and I think I'll take some measurements and get some motors and rotors ordered.  :tounge: :tounge: :tounge:

It looks like this:

 (http://i1103.photobucket.com/albums/g463/tbone0106/DroneKitty.jpg)

Oh, but the cat has to be, um, dead.

Here's video:

Orvillecopter first flight march 9 2012.MOV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c4nZJ4ryFE#)
Title: Re: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: Ford289HiPo on June 05, 2012, 07:59:36 PM
The Mrs. really wants to do evil, painful things to you.............................. :glare:
Title: Re: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: mdgiles on August 22, 2012, 11:42:11 AM
I'll bet that cat figured Heaven was going to be a little different than it turned out - or is this the other place?  :woot:
Title: Re: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: tbone0106 on August 22, 2012, 05:37:23 PM
The Mrs. really wants to do evil, painful things to you.............................. :glare:

Oh, now.... That ain't MY cat! MY cat is safely here, pestering the shit out of me many times every day to get in the house, then get out of the house, then get in the house, then get out of the house. And there's also the mandatory "daddy-lovin'" time each morning, a love-fest of human hands stroking and scratching my cat to make my cat feel REALLY good.

I just thought it was sorta cool the way the guys in the video sorta memorialized THAT cat (not MY cat) by making it into a flying machine. What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: tbone0106 on August 22, 2012, 05:53:51 PM
I'll bet that cat figured Heaven was going to be a little different than it turned out - or is this the other place?  :woot:

I think you have to ask yourself: WTF am I gonna do with this dead cat?

You can't skin it, or I guess you can, but why would you? You can bury it, but that seems like a waste of a perfectly good dead cat. You can't make it into a headdress or a hat, the way Dan'l Boone and Davy Crockett used to wear dead raccoons on their heads. And you sure can't eat the damn thing, else the entire lib/prog world descends on your head. (Kittyburger, anyone?)

Perhaps back in Mark Twain's day, a dead cat had uses, like curing warts...

"Why, you take your cat and go and get in the graveyard 'long about midnight when somebody that was wicked has been buried; and when it's midnight a devil will come, or maybe two or three, but you can't see 'em, you can only hear something like the wind, or maybe hear 'em talk; and when they're taking that feller away, you heave your cat after 'em and say, 'Devil follow corpse, cat follow devil, warts follow cat, I'm done with ye!' That'll fetch any wart." -- Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Title: Re: "I Turned My Dead Cat Into A Really Cool Helicopter Thingy"
Post by: JustKari on August 22, 2012, 06:17:49 PM
My dh thinks cat 1 would make a good rug, cat 2 would make good mittens, and cat 3 is too d@mn stubborn to ever die.  I don't think I'd be okay with feplane, my kids would have nightmares for weeks.