What makes most American women happy (poor, shallow little things that so many of them are) is the bulge in a man's pants. ....Specifically the bulge in the back pocket of his pants, where he keeps his wallet.

I've also heard it said in general that if women spent 1/10th as much time with their therapists as they spend fucking with their hair, the whole human race would be much happier.

Quote from: Darwinist on October 16, 2010, 09:09:22 PM
What makes most American women happy (poor, shallow little things that so many of them are) is the bulge in a man's pants. ....Specifically the bulge in the back pocket of his pants, where he keeps his wallet.

Sounds like you have spent most of your life with a "high maintenance" female.  We are not all like that.  If you could get yourself past "her" looks you might just find a woman who does appreciate the simple things,  who doesn't care if she has to work hard or if she breaks a nail.  We exist if you can get past the eye candy need. :-* :-* :-*

Quote from: Darwinist on October 16, 2010, 09:12:48 PM
I've also heard it said in general that if women spent 1/10th as much time with their therapists as they spend fucking with their hair, the whole human race would be much happier.

If I have a bad hair day.....that's what pony tail holders are for..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Which means I can be done faster with my hair than most men. :)) :))

Quote from: Solars Toy on October 17, 2010, 08:33:10 AM
Sounds like you have spent most of your life with a "high maintenance" female.  We are not all like that.  If you could get yourself past "her" looks you might just find a woman who does appreciate the simple things,  who doesn't care if she has to work hard or if she breaks a nail.  We exist if you can get past the eye candy need. :-* :-* :-*

Actually no. I make an effort to get involved with women who are very intelligent, have a broad sense of humor, and who like those same qualities in me. (And I have one right now who fills all those criteria.) Looks are secondary, nothing but icing on the cake; what a person is inside is what counts. I've had - and unceremoniously dumped - a couple of high-maintenance women. Mainly my experience with them is vicarious: I've had a lot of friends who tried to make a go with high-maintenance women, and so I got to see first-hand how miserable those women made them.

I learned before I was out of high school that the moment you start barfing on your shoes is the same moment drinking stops being fun. I learned before I was 25 that the moment you figure out a women appreciates you more for what you can buy for her than for what your hearts say to each other, is the same moment you kick her to the curb.

Quote from: Darwinist on October 17, 2010, 12:03:19 PM
Actually no. I make an effort to get involved with women who are very intelligent, have a broad sense of humor, and who like those same qualities in me. (And I have one right now who fills all those criteria.) Looks are secondary, nothing but icing on the cake; what a person is inside is what counts. I've had - and unceremoniously dumped - a couple of high-maintenance women. Mainly my experience with them is vicarious: I've had a lot of friends who tried to make a go with high-maintenance women, and so I got to see first-hand how miserable those women made them.

I learned before I was out of high school that the moment you start barfing on your shoes is the same moment drinking stops being fun. I learned before I was 25 that the moment you figure out a women appreciates you more for what you can buy for her than for what your hearts say to each other, is the same moment you kick her to the curb.

Good for you...too many men can't get past the looks stage and then are totally perplexed by what the women go through to look that way.  "Natural" beauty can be very expensive and time consuming.   :) :)

Quote from: Darwinist on October 16, 2010, 09:09:22 PM
What makes most American women happy (poor, shallow little things that so many of them are) is the bulge in a man's pants. ....Specifically the bulge in the back pocket of his pants, where he keeps his wallet.

lololol, toooo funny.   Must be that rolled up wad of singles in the front pocket you're referring to in order to get em noticed.
;)