What car would God drive?

Started by Cryptic Bert, July 28, 2014, 12:38:05 AM

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I say a Mini Cooper or a Beetle...

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Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 28, 2014, 12:38:05 AM
I say a Mini Cooper or a Beetle...

Hmm...
Now why would God need a car?
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Solar

Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 28, 2014, 12:38:05 AM
I say a Mini Cooper or a Beetle...
I love my Dodge diesel 3500 4x4, but if I couldn't drive that, I'd definitely go for a Rolls, a big ass old Buick, Caddy.
I discovered as I get older, quiet and comfort and room are essential.

Oh and not to ruin your dream car, the new beetle was sadly, designed and marketed to chicks, and probably the stupidest thing any car company could ever do, limit their mkt by alienating men, their primary mkt, probably 80% of sales..

And the Mini? Researched the hell out of it for the step daughter, get rid of it before it hits 70 thousand miles, the repairs are ridiculous.

Both these cars were really attractive to the rally circuit, the Mini still is, but guys are buying them used then pair them with other engines and transmissions.
The Bug lost it's appeal to the aficionado when they took away it's masculine image by neutering it.

With all that said, I liked the look of the new beetle for 2012, but sadly, they killed it's image, one that will take an entire generation to forget.
Think of this with the dim party in mind, they were doing just fine slowly destroying the country with the capitulance (that's a word now :biggrin:) of the RINO, but screwed up when they exposed themselves to be Marxists by putting one in the WH.
Now the entire country hates them, people are ashamed to call themselves libs, Dims, progressives, and just like VW, it will be an entire generation before they can relabel themselves.

To support my claim about VW, read the subtleties in this article, then read the few comments. :laugh:

http://www.thecarconnection.com/news/1058777_2012-vw-beetle-marketing-says-its-not-a-chick-car
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After reading a few articles, I wonder, was this marketing towards women, just a US phenom?

But whatever the target, they've gone with anew.  "More power, less flower". :lol:
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Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 29, 2014, 09:55:05 PM
What about an E-Type Jag?

Now even I would enjoy driving one on the Bundesautobahn. 
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quiller

If it's God behind the wheel, we can safely assume He just wants to have a little fun. I nominate the 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air in candy-apple red. With whitewalls as wide as Michelle Obama's backside and fuzzy dice dangling off the rear-view.

Or, if He wants to go classic on us, a 1935 Duesenberg Meteor Speedster. Bright yellow. Convertible. All kinds of chrome exhausts and big running-lights.

Just don't expect Him to stop at any stoplights....  :wink:

Solar

Quote from: The Boo Man... on July 29, 2014, 09:55:05 PM
What about an E-Type Jag?
God would drive my truck, because  he'd want the power and room as well as being able to see. he also knows it has absolutely no effect on the climate, which is why he gave us oil.

Personally, I love the old X-KE, quiet, heavy and it would be the nearest thing to driving a wingless jet.
But to really answer the question, God would probably walk. :biggrin:
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Quote from: Solar on July 30, 2014, 04:41:45 AM
God would drive my truck, because  he'd want the power and room as well as being able to see. he also knows it has absolutely no effect on the climate, which is why he gave us oil.

Personally, I love the old X-KE, quiet, heavy and it would be the nearest thing to driving a wingless jet.
But to really answer the question, God would probably walk. :biggrin:
That about sums it up too.  Just saying He might drive though, He would drive whatever He wanted to drive. 
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walkstall

Quote from: keyboarder on July 30, 2014, 09:07:52 AM
That about sums it up too.  Just saying He might drive though, He would drive whatever He wanted to drive.

The more I think about this, I don't remember God ever driving or walking.   :lol:
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Quote from: walkstall on July 30, 2014, 09:39:54 AM
The more I think about this, I don't remember God ever driving or walking.   :lol:



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I don't know if God would drive because he always seems to be the co-pilot, but, I think if he had his druthers he would drive the humble Model -T. Why ? because He has a sense of humor and those old model -T's seem to always start with a "Big Bang!"
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Quote from: Eyesabide on August 06, 2014, 10:57:14 AM
I don't know if God would drive because he always seems to be the co-pilot, but, I think if he had his druthers he would drive the humble Model -T. Why ? because He has a sense of humor and those old model -T's seem to always start with a "Big Bang!"

I remember as a young pup cranking a car to start it.  I did not like cranking the tractor, it could kick like a mule.   :lol:
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