Welcome Thread for Newbie

[walkstall]

Hi all. New and I"m drunk. Like what I see so far. Be back in the morn.

Hope your sober by then. 

[Solar]

Hi all. New and I"m drunk. Like what I see so far. Be back in the morn.

Obviously. You even spelled your name like a dyslexic.
Just so you know? If it becomes apparent you're posting drunk, you'll be booted.

[The Purple Finger]

Fellow conservatives. I just registered and want to say hello. This looks like a great place to call home. Just some quick background. I have been a conservative since kicking that dough eyed putz Jimmy Carter out when I voted for Ronaldus Magnimus Reagan.

In my profession I have been involved with the media (whom the universe is not big enough to contain my hate for) and have worked with a number of conservative pundits, celebs and such. I proudly served a support role in Iraq and was involved in the voting process there. This hopefully explains my username explaining the voter ink.

I post a bit on the cutting edge at times using humor + vinegar. 90% of it is to mock the left wing media machine's style, holding a mirror up for any leftists to see what we must suffer through every day of our lives.

In my profession one of the things I do is photoshopping and occasionally post humorous pics. Please let me know if you want anything to use as ammo elsewhere, or if you feel anything is too much. I don't post porn, disgusting pics, or use profanity in my pics or posts. I've been on forums since 1993 and even further back on UseNet, so I'm reasonably behaved.

BTW, I'm out fighting the good fight on the Disqus format as The Purple Finger as well. Mostly now on the TheHill. If my sarcasm, my posting style ever gets too over the top, please just PM me and will yield to anyone who asks.

Thanks for tolerating the long introduction and apologies to all I'll probably offend hense forward.  The Clot Blimp below gets more engulfed and pointed more vertical as her weekly scandals come out and she nose dives so keep an eye for that periodically.




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[Solar]

Welcome to the forum PF. How did you find us?
By the way, I'll be moving this to the welcome thread.

[taxed]

Ok..... I'm listinin.....

[The Purple Finger]

Thanks Hero for moving the thread to where it belongs. I honestly missed the Welcome Thread area in my excitement to join.

Today on TheHill and on a couple of Gruber Gerbil sites, in full sarcasm I posted this about the pope, and had to beat the rage back with stick.

I find it very refreshing that this administration is willing to add religion to everything we do. The Pope should be involved in our everyday lives, every moment, as should God and Christ. More God, Christ, prayer and less government.

With all the coverage on the Pope, the welcome fit only for the highest of kings and God, a renewed focus on religion can be taught to our kids in school with prayers every day numerous times a day. Teaching the entire Christian bible and graded on their knowledge along with Roman Catholic tests on why the climate changing is bad.

This should prepare the young and the millennials for the mandatory contribution they will face in order to fix the climate from changing. I'm hearing that millennials and generation z workers should be taxed have their wages withheld at 50% ~ 70% of everything they make, so they'll be working day and night non stop as our brave new worker drones used to fix the climate from changing.

It's the very least they can do to pay the hundreds of trillions this new alliance of Rome, God, Christ, and US government will require to stop the climate from changing.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.....

[taxed]

Thanks Hero for moving the thread to where it belongs. I honestly missed the Welcome Thread area in my excitement to join.

Today on TheHill and on a couple of Gruber Gerbil sites, in full sarcasm I posted this about the pope, and had to beat the rage back with stick.

I find it very refreshing that this administration is willing to add religion to everything we do. The Pope should be involved in our everyday lives, every moment, as should God and Christ. More God, Christ, prayer and less government.

With all the coverage on the Pope, the welcome fit only for the highest of kings and God, a renewed focus on religion can be taught to our kids in school with prayers every day numerous times a day. Teaching the entire Christian bible and graded on their knowledge along with Roman Catholic tests on why the climate changing is bad.

This should prepare the young and the millennials for the mandatory contribution they will face in order to fix the climate from changing. I'm hearing that millennials and generation z workers should be taxed have their wages withheld at 50% ~ 70% of everything they make, so they'll be working day and night non stop as our brave new worker drones used to fix the climate from changing.

It's the very least they can do to pay the hundreds of trillions this new alliance of Rome, God, Christ, and US government will require to stop the climate from changing.

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.....

I'll know everything I'll need to know with this question:

McConnell or Grimes?

[The Purple Finger]

Welcome to the forum PF. How did you find us?
By the way, I'll be moving this to the welcome thread.

Not really sure how I found it. Was searching with "conservative" in the name and Democrat's brain (Google) coughed it up.

BTW, I live in CA. Work in very technical field in the San Jose area and I'm surrounded MoonBatShttery. I have ammo and hate for decades.  Mr. Taxed, my property taxes are 18 THOUSAND a year. 

[taxed]

Not really sure how I found it. Was searching with "conservative" in the name and Democrat's brain (Google) coughed it up.

BTW, I live in CA. Work in very technical field in the San Jose area and I'm surrounded MoonBatShttery. I have ammo and hate for decades.  Mr. Taxed, my property taxes are 18 THOUSAND a year.

Good lord almighty.

[The Purple Finger]

I'll know everything I'll need to know with this question:

McConnel....

You mean MitchTheBitch? 

[walkstall]

Not really sure how I found it. Was searching with "conservative" in the name and Democrat's brain (Google) coughed it up.

BTW, I live in CA. Work in very technical field in the San Jose area and I'm surrounded MoonBatShttery. I have ammo and hate for decades.  Mr. Taxed, my property taxes are 18 THOUSAND a year. 

Good God, why are you in Ca yet.

[The Purple Finger]

Good God, why are you in Ca yet.

My career. My son and his friends. My wife. Ahhhh the wife. You guys think you're conservative!? She's a lead lined concrete rock. Plus I love Tahoe and the ocean and surf too, so I'm stuck for a while.

My son (9) and I also do testing and work up on Davis & Mather airfield. He actually salutes the flag when he sees it and has been FULLy taught about Democrats, Repubs, RINOS, Obama... the works. Nine! And he could post on any forum and attack these pedocrats... Ooops that was out loud. Sorry.

I take him to the bases and the guys love him. Here he is in an A-10. He was SPITTING mad when he heard Obama (yes I told him that) is cutting the warthogs. It's the A10A -




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[Solar]

Not really sure how I found it. Was searching with "conservative" in the name and Democrat's brain (Google) coughed it up.

BTW, I live in CA. Work in very technical field in the San Jose area and I'm surrounded MoonBatShttery. I have ammo and hate for decades.  Mr. Taxed, my property taxes are 18 THOUSAND a year. 

There are a few of us old holdouts.

[supsalemgr]

Not really sure how I found it. Was searching with "conservative" in the name and Democrat's brain (Google) coughed it up.

BTW, I live in CA. Work in very technical field in the San Jose area and I'm surrounded MoonBatShttery. I have ammo and hate for decades.  Mr. Taxed, my property taxes are 18 THOUSAND a year. 

Welcome! Are you enjoying supporting all the "takers" in CA?

[The Purple Finger]

Welcome! Are you enjoying supporting all the "takers" in CA?

There HAS TO BE a stronger word than hate. I'm getting my revenge. My son can spot Democrats from a mile away. He's just nine and knows that Democrats will be taxing his yard cutting business and everything else.

If you have kids teach them early and often. Do to their brains what the left does. Fill it with information on what's "bad" and what's "good".

Trip over the sidewalk and skin your knees? Democrats fault for not fixing it despite taking tax money to do so.
Fires raging in CA? Democrat's (Sierra Club) fault for not allowing more removal of dead trees.
Dad can't afford the latest iPad? Democrat's took all my money for taxes.
Gray haired 58 yr old miserable 3rd grade teacher (who goes home to her "partner") giving you bad grades? Crat!
School lunches suck worse than eating dirt? Michelle Obama - Democrat.
Friends house broken into? Democrat funded illegal aliens.
Videos of people having their heads sawn off? Democrats who stand w/ Iran and Islam.
Dad can't afford the latest XBox? Global warming and taxes on electricity bills.
Global Warming? Every winter it snows, ANYWHERE... every hurricane season under normal... Democrat scam.
Kids tease you at school? Future Democrats.
Bad hair day? Organic Democrats selling useless hair gel.
The Devil? Democrat.

See how this works? The folks at PBS do. The folks at Sesame Street did. Teach them. Program them. Prepare them.