Weird Survey on Politics, Salads, and Birds

Started by eta_iota, December 01, 2016, 06:48:33 AM

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eta_iota

Hey everyone!

I'm doing a survey for my class but I'm lacking in conservative response (my school is pretty liberal). If you have two minutes, want to represent fellow conservatives, and help me get more data, please fill out the survey!

https://duke.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_dbWfbBasqtBGbD7

The survey is weird, but I can't reveal the purpose of the survey because I might skew your results. But definitely tell me any of your thoughts in the last question!

Thanks and have a wonderful day!

Solar

Your query is incomplete. TEA is alive and well and Conservatives never compromise our values.
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walkstall

Quote from: Solar on December 01, 2016, 08:00:52 AM
Your query is incomplete. TEA is alive and well and Conservatives never compromise our values.

Why is it that survey always leave out cats, dogs, skunks, porcupines and rattlesnakes?
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

walkstall

eta_iota, you would learn a lot more about the Conservative way of thinking.  If your were to read the board and not just come in and check your post. 

There is a lot you can learn that you will not get at your liberal Duke University .  All it cost is your time.

A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Solar

Quote from: walkstall on December 01, 2016, 02:24:59 PM
eta_iota, you would learn a lot more about the Conservative way of thinking.  If your were to read the board and not just come in and check your post. 

There is a lot you can learn that you will not get at your liberal Duke University .  All it cost is your time.
Exactly! No survey is going to teach one about Conservatism, no more than one can learn about the universe by looking at the night sky.
This will enlighten eta a bit, and he's more than welcome to use it in full as long as he credits the source.

http://conservativehardliner.com/what-is-conservatism
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eta_iota

I am required to conduct this survey, but since my sample size is so small, I wouldn't be able to draw any conclusions about conservatives, or any group, in general. The results of my survey will say nothing of substance about any particular group since I am so limited in my capabilities as a student.

While I do welcome the chance to learn about conservatism (I welcome the chance to learn just about anything), this survey is not for learning purposes. I just need try my best to get some data for this class.

I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way.

Solar

Quote from: eta_iota on December 01, 2016, 06:36:01 PM
I am required to conduct this survey, but since my sample size is so small, I wouldn't be able to draw any conclusions about conservatives, or any group, in general. The results of my survey will say nothing of substance about any particular group since I am so limited in my capabilities as a student.

While I do welcome the chance to learn about conservatism (I welcome the chance to learn just about anything), this survey is not for learning purposes. I just need try my best to get some data for this class.

I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way.
I understand your dilemma, but the problem you face here and in many other forums, is most of us are old farts who hate surveys, polls, and inquiries of any kind.
Also over the years we've been inundated with students wanting our time and opinion, only to discover there is never any consideration given for true Conservatives/Classic Liberals in the image of our founding Fathers wishes for this Nation.
In other words, these so called surveys lump us in with Republicans or Democrats, of which we are neither.

I hope this explains the issue better. My suggestion would be to hit sites like http://imgur.com/ or other high traffic social sites.
Good luck, and maybe you can show this to the teacher as evidence as to why Conservatives have no interest in surveys, especially after being burned continuously by leftist media and the GOP/RNC.
We trust no one, especially govt.
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walkstall

Quote from: eta_iota on December 01, 2016, 06:36:01 PM
I am required to conduct this survey, but since my sample size is so small, I wouldn't be able to draw any conclusions about conservatives, or any group, in general. The results of my survey will say nothing of substance about any particular group since I am so limited in my capabilities as a student.

While I do welcome the chance to learn about conservatism (I welcome the chance to learn just about anything), this survey is not for learning purposes. I just need try my best to get some data for this class.

I'm sorry if I have offended you in any way.

I'm not offended, we (I) just know that for every question there a reason.  Surveys are not the best way to get true data.  Just look at the last presidential polls over 9 years. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

walkstall

Quote from: Solar on December 01, 2016, 07:12:22 PM
I understand your dilemma, but the problem you face here and in many other forums, is most of us are old farts who hate surveys, polls, and inquiries of any kind.
Also over the years we've been inundated with students wanting our time and opinion, only to discover there is never any consideration given for true Conservatives/Classic Liberals in the image of our founding Fathers wishes for this Nation.
In other words, these so called surveys lump us in with Republicans or Democrats, of which we are neither.

I hope this explains the issue better. My suggestion would be to hit sites like http://imgur.com/ or other high traffic social sites.
Good luck, and maybe you can show this to the teacher as evidence as to why Conservatives have no interest in surveys, especially after being burned continuously by leftist media and the GOP/RNC.
We trust no one, especially govt.


Or government supported schools in this day and age.
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

eta_iota

Thank you for your responses. I think I understand the issue better and will take into account some of your suggestions. But if anyone here still wants to take the survey, please do.

Thank you all for your time! :)