I only have about 10 years to live.   

As a senior citizens IF I use my hands to get up out of a chair.  I only have about 10 years left in me.   Hmm... I have been using my hands for the last 25 years or longer.   

Quote from: walkstall on September 16, 2016, 05:44:29 PM
I only have about 10 years to live.   

As a senior citizens IF I use my hands to get up out of a chair.  I only have about 10 years left in me.   Hmm... I have been using my hands for the last 25 years or longer.   

I smell a very expensive research grant in there somewhere. Just where do they START determining the sell-by date, or those 10 years?

Quote from: quiller on September 17, 2016, 02:31:09 AM
I smell a very expensive research grant in there somewhere. Just where do they START determining the sell-by date, or those 10 years?

I don't know, they keep moving the senior citizens discount age on me.   I can remember having to show my ID until I was 30 to get a beer.  Now I have to show my ID to get a senior citizens discount, but not to vote.   What a crazy world we live in.   

Quote from: walkstall on September 17, 2016, 04:16:45 AM
I don't know, they keep moving the senior citizens discount age on me.   I can remember having to show my ID until I was 30 to get a beer.  Now I have to show my ID to get a senior citizens discount, but not to vote.   What a crazy world we live in.   

I had to show a drivers license to vote in August. If some halfwit at a beer store wants to claim I'm under age 21, he doesn't need my business. I am, however, in excellent shape for applying power-slaps to liberal skulls. Just love to hear that rattle.