18..Mrs Billy caught me playing and I got cussed out in three languages again.

Billy

Quote from: Bad water BILLY on April 28, 2012, 05:36:44 PM
18..Mrs Billy caught me playing and I got cussed out in three languages again.

Billy

No Korean BBQ for you tonight....

Quote from: Nautical Underpants on April 28, 2012, 06:15:21 PM
No Korean BBQ for you tonight....

Well thats not one of the languages...besides I don't like Korean barbecue...to much garlic.


Billy

Quote from: Nautical Underpants on April 28, 2012, 06:15:21 PM
No Korean BBQ for you tonight....

I hate those, North Koreans are stringy, no matter how much you baste them.

Oh, did you mean no Korean BBQ?

I'm going now....

Quote from: Bad water BILLY on April 28, 2012, 05:36:44 PM
18..Mrs Billy caught me playing and I got cussed out in three languages again.

Billy

ROTFLMAO!

16/20 but man it took a few minutes to get off the first one!

I had to laugh when the Dalai Lama was interviewed and was asked if he was ever tempted by women.....his reply was golden..."yes, I have. Women are beautiful". But when followed up with did he ever consider getting 'hooked up' (paraphrasing the interviewer) he said 'Oh no, they are too much trouble'.

too much trouble indeed.......LMAO! How right he is. Just like a moth to the flame...us men just can't recognize this when we are blinded by the light of love.....or lust.

Quote from: hokiewoodchuck on April 29, 2012, 06:25:02 AM
I had to laugh when the Dalai Lama was interviewed and was asked if he was ever tempted by women.....his reply was golden..."yes, I have. Women are beautiful". But when followed up with did he ever consider getting 'hooked up' (paraphrasing the interviewer) he said 'Oh no, they are too much trouble'.

too much trouble indeed.......LMAO! How right he is. Just like a moth to the flame...us men just can't recognize this when we are blinded by the light of love.....or lust.

Small brain thinking gets us everytime!

Quote from: quiller on April 28, 2012, 08:41:09 AM
Gentlemen, start your engines.

http://www.forthecraic.net/flash/boobtest.swf

Courtesy of Grouchy Old Cripple, with others aiding and abetting.

I scored 16. Not too shabby for an old codger.

I think it was rigged. I saw a bunch of breasts but not ONE politician!

Eyes...this was a boob test not a 'wiener' test.....LOL!

Quote from: Eyesabide on April 29, 2012, 12:00:12 PM
I think it was rigged. I saw a bunch of breasts but not ONE politician!

Or a SS man.   

15. I'll need some more practice...

Quote from: CubaLibre on April 30, 2012, 05:50:13 AM
15. I'll need some more practice...

I hope you didn't miss the one where the boobs were pointing in opposite directions.

Humphrey, would this have been better in the Survival Tips. (for the men)