How many can you find?
I found a couple of broken branches from the Stupid Tree.
No, these are not a joke, they really exist.

Someone give birth in a hair salon, or the bathroom?

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Aquanetta Jackson

8512 W 32nd St

Little Rock, AR 72204-4538

And my favorite.
I wonder if her brother is named Male, considering the hospital only gave to options.
Freda says, "look Hope, they already came with a name, it' right here on the birth certificate, Female."

QuoteFemale F Jackson

2922 Line St, Apt D

Camden, NJ 08105-2853
Age:    45-49
Associated:    Freda E Jackson, Hope Jackson, Sade Jackson, Todd Jackson
http://www.whitepages.com/name/Female-F-Jackson/Camden-NJ/3fcq4xr

I know there has to be a Chlamydia Humperdink out there somewhere.... 

Cute. Yep, there are some weird ones out there. Like a couple from Texas:

Baby R Jackson
(936) 569-7692
2202 Fore St
Nacogdoches, TX 75964-3162
Age:   65+
Associated:   Luther L Jackson

Not to be confused with:

Baby M Jackson
1008 E Harvey Ave
Fort Worth, TX 76104-6562
Age:   65+
Associated:   Marie M Jackson, Dcarsha N Jackson

Perhaps their parents wanted to be sure they could remember what they had brought home from the hospital. 

Oh, and how the hell do you pronounce "Dcarsha?"