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Title: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 15, 2010, 03:43:56 PM
We need some ideas on the post count hierarchy, and how many posting tiers?

Hero Member, Sr. Member, Full Member, Jr. Member, and Newbie are the defaults.  What should we change them to?

Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Humphrey on December 15, 2010, 03:53:26 PM
What are they now?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 15, 2010, 04:58:04 PM
Maybe Hero Member, could be Advisor, Mentor something, along those lines?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
Quote from: Solar on December 15, 2010, 04:58:04 PM
Maybe Hero Member, could be Advisor, Mentor something, along those lines?

Cool gender thing! Can I get one?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 15, 2010, 05:03:42 PM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 05:02:19 PM
Cool gender thing! Can I get one?

?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 05:06:50 PM
Quote from: taxed on December 15, 2010, 05:03:42 PM
?

Oh, shit. Does everybody have one all of a sudden? I'm talking about the "Gender" think below the ID pic.
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 15, 2010, 05:10:05 PM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 05:06:50 PM
Oh, fecal matter. Does everybody have one all of a sudden? I'm talking about the "Gender" think below the ID pic.

yup... you don't like?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 15, 2010, 05:57:38 PM
Someone want to clean up this thread and keep it open for suggestions?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 15, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
How about:

Intern 0 to 100
Mailroom 101 to 500
Analyst 501 to 1000
Manager 1001 to 2500
Director 2501 to 5000
Vice President 5001 to 10000
CEO 10001 to 20000
Board Member 20001 and beyond
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 15, 2010, 06:18:04 PM
I like these two.
Intern 0 to 100
Mailroom 101 to 500
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Cryptic Bert on December 15, 2010, 06:35:23 PM
Heh heh heh.

Hang a minute..
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 11:44:45 PM
Quote from: taxed on December 15, 2010, 06:10:11 PM
How about:

Intern 0 to 100
Mailroom 101 to 500
Analyst 501 to 1000
Manager 1001 to 2500
Director 2501 to 5000
Vice President 5001 to 10000
CEO 10001 to 20000
Board Member 20001 and beyond

YOU are a funny guy.

(I hope you don't mind me calling you a "guy.")
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 11:47:46 PM
So I get moved from "Sr. Member" to "Mailroom?"

I could just scream.
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: walkstall on December 16, 2010, 08:55:15 AM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 15, 2010, 11:47:46 PM
So I get moved from "Sr. Member" to "Mailroom?"

I could just scream.

LOL..... you could alway post more and change your rank.   ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Cryptic Bert on December 16, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
Monica Member
Congressional Page
Ted Kennedy's Bartender
Ronald Reagan
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: walkstall on December 16, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
o to 5 Troll      :o   ;D   ;D 
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: BILLY Defiant on December 16, 2010, 04:30:26 PM
How about giving us ranks of Roman Military commanders...that way we could wear corresponding uniforms when posting.

Mrs Billy says I look great in a Kilt and armour leggings.... ;)


Billy
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 16, 2010, 05:11:15 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on December 16, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
Monica Member
Congressional Page
Ted Kennedy's Bartender
Ronald Reagan

I like those!!
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Cryptic Bert on December 16, 2010, 07:05:20 PM
Quote from: walkstall on December 16, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
o to 5 Troll      :o   ;D   ;D

:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

6-10 Darwinist
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: REDWHITEBLUE2 on December 16, 2010, 08:06:42 PM
I think we should all just choose are own title
I Want Racist Bastard myself  :))
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: walkstall on December 16, 2010, 08:07:29 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on December 16, 2010, 07:05:20 PM
:)) :)) :)) :)) :))

6-10 Darwinist


:))  :))  :))  :))  :))  :))
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 16, 2010, 08:18:38 PM
If we get to pick our own titles, can I be the 'black messiah?' Oh, wait, that one's taken....

And anyway I'm not black....

And anyway I'd never qualify as a messiah....

But wait a sec! The asshole who's carrying the title now ain't any more qualified than I am!



Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 16, 2010, 08:20:44 PM
Quote from: BILLY-bONNEY on December 16, 2010, 04:30:26 PM
How about giving us ranks of Roman Military commanders...that way we could wear corresponding uniforms when posting.

Mrs Billy says I look great in a Kilt and armour leggings.... ;)


Billy

Ooooohhh... Billy in a kilt and leggings.

Ooooooooohhhhhh......
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 16, 2010, 09:30:52 PM
(https://conservativepoliticalforum.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages57.fotki.com%2Fv283%2Fphotos%2F1%2F1595431%2F8185153%2FComradeHerobydomnx-vi.png&hash=5b75f8248c3211c9e018e1f2e608bdea01fe11e2)

Just sayin'. I really don't like the title itself. Too much Soviet or somethin'.
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 16, 2010, 09:32:35 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 16, 2010, 09:30:52 PM
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Just sayin'. I really don't like the title itself. Too much Soviet or somethin'.

THAT is Billy?
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 16, 2010, 09:58:12 PM
Isn't even mine. Found it today on the web and thought it would fit this very thread.

As far as what to call them, "Darwinist" would be an in-joke whereas "Troll" would scare away the more reasonable newbies who finally do wade into our pool here.

As for when to break into a new grouping:

00,100 =

(That first 100 gives us plennnnnnnnty of time to get acquainted.)

00,500 =

(Then they hopefully "get the fevah" and really start posting

01,000 =

(Starting to get hard-core around here....)

05,000 =

(Stand back. Lunatic robo-poster at work...)

10,000 =

(They're talking about protective custody at this stage.)

25,000 =

(Probably hard-wired to his or her Internet connection...or single.)

50,000+ =

(Probably owns this joint.  ;D )
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: taxed on December 16, 2010, 10:52:39 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 16, 2010, 09:58:12 PM
Isn't even mine. Found it today on the web and thought it would fit this very thread.

As far as what to call them, "Darwinist" would be an in-joke whereas "Troll" would scare away the more reasonable newbies who finally do wade into our pool here.

As for when to break into a new grouping:

00,100 =

(That first 100 gives us plennnnnnnnty of time to get acquainted.)

00,500 =

(Then they hopefully "get the fevah" and really start posting

01,000 =

(Starting to get hard-core around here....)

05,000 =

(Stand back. Lunatic robo-poster at work...)

10,000 =

(They're talking about protective custody at this stage.)

25,000 =

(Probably hard-wired to his or her Internet connection...or single.)

50,000+ =

(Probably owns this joint.  ;D )

quiller, this made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 16, 2010, 10:59:42 PM
Thanks for that, but on a more serious note....

Somewhere in this equation we must remember to give newcomers a chance. I am as guilty of not doing this as, say, anybody else who was on "another forum," where things went south-and-ugly.

If there are "newbies" out there who haven't started posting, now's your chance. This isn't a Palace of Mean.
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: walkstall on December 17, 2010, 04:26:59 AM
Quote from: quiller on December 16, 2010, 10:59:42 PM
Thanks for that, but on a more serious note....

Somewhere in this equation we must remember to give newcomers a chance. I am as guilty of not doing this as, say, anybody else who was on "another forum," where things went south-and-ugly.

If there are "newbies" out there who haven't started posting, now's your chance. This isn't a Palace of Mean.

Let me fix that for you young man.   ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 17, 2010, 08:27:04 AM
Quote from: walkstall on December 17, 2010, 04:26:59 AM
Let me fix that for you young man.   ;D

;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: BILLY Defiant on December 17, 2010, 03:49:44 PM
Quote from: tbone0106 on December 16, 2010, 08:20:44 PM
Ooooohhh... Billy in a kilt and leggings.

Ooooooooohhhhhh......


And a "short sword" of course...a very short sword.... :D


Billy
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 17, 2010, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: BILLY-bONNEY on December 17, 2010, 03:49:44 PM

And a "short sword" of course...a very short sword.... :D


Billy
So you have a pet name for it? ::) ;) ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solars Toy on December 17, 2010, 06:54:23 PM
Quote from: quiller on December 16, 2010, 09:58:12 PM
Isn't even mine. Found it today on the web and thought it would fit this very thread.

As far as what to call them, "Darwinist" would be an in-joke whereas "Troll" would scare away the more reasonable newbies who finally do wade into our pool here.

As for when to break into a new grouping:

00,100 =

(That first 100 gives us plennnnnnnnty of time to get acquainted.)

00,500 =

(Then they hopefully "get the fevah" and really start posting

01,000 =

(Starting to get hard-core around here....)

05,000 =

(Stand back. Lunatic robo-poster at work...)

10,000 =

(They're talking about protective custody at this stage.)

25,000 =

(Probably hard-wired to his or her Internet connection...or single.)

50,000+ =

(Probably owns this joint.  ;D )

You mean the "Solar" level... :)) :)) :))
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 17, 2010, 07:24:51 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 17, 2010, 06:54:23 PM
You mean the "Solar" level... :)) :)) :))

Well, if you wanted to go with astronomical stuff, "Red Dwarf" ....  uh  ....   ;)
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 17, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
I go from prolific poster, to dwarf? :o ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 17, 2010, 07:44:40 PM
ST just said, "Honey, Red Dwarf is better than being called a black hole". :o :o :o
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solars Toy on December 17, 2010, 07:46:38 PM
Ok - where is the "Toy" level... :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 17, 2010, 07:49:33 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 17, 2010, 07:46:38 PM
Ok - where is the "Toy" level... :-* :-* :-*
Chatty Cathy? ::) :-*
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Cryptic Bert on December 17, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
Quote from: Solars Toy on December 17, 2010, 07:46:38 PM
Ok - where is the "Toy" level... :-* :-* :-*

Probably wherever you say...
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: quiller on December 17, 2010, 09:43:06 PM
Quote from: Solar on December 17, 2010, 07:43:24 PM
I go from prolific poster, to dwarf? :o ;D

Maybe I'm just safer with my original breakdown.  ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: BILLY Defiant on December 17, 2010, 10:14:43 PM
Quote from: Solar on December 17, 2010, 06:16:56 PM
So you have a pet name for it? ::) ;) ;D


Focus on the key word...."Pet".... ;)


Billy
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: Solar on December 22, 2010, 07:35:53 AM
How about we just call everyone Mary till they hit ....
How many posts do I have?
Oh yeah, till they hit 2000. ::) ;D
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: walkstall on December 22, 2010, 08:41:37 PM
Quote from: Solar on December 22, 2010, 07:35:53 AM
How about we just call everyone Mary till they hit ....
How many posts do I have?
Oh yeah, till they hit 2000. ::) ;D

Hmmmmm....The last I looked I was not a Mary.   ;D

Hay you, could be used.   :))
Title: Re: New member post rankings
Post by: tbone0106 on December 23, 2010, 08:29:07 PM
Quote from: Cryptic Bert on December 16, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
Monica Member
Congressional Page
Ted Kennedy's Bartender
Ronald Reagan

Monica Member -- Just one, but do it on your knees and think "It's just another Cuban cigar."

Congressional Page Member -- Make yourself available and flexible. Up to 250 encounters. See Bawney.

Ted Kennedy's Bartender -- Gut up your liver, 'cause this one's tough. It could go as high as 250,000, depending on whether it's a pre-Chappaquiddick rating or a post-Chappaquiddick rating.

Ronald Reagan -- You've successfully passed by all that other crap and are on the right track. Minimum posts=1. Just one. If you tell us what you think, that is!
8) :P :D