Murphy's lesser known laws

Started by kroz, August 05, 2015, 06:09:34 AM

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walkstall

Quote from: Solar on September 07, 2015, 06:57:53 PM
ROFL!!! My first REAL PC was a Packard Bell.
Before that I had an IBM clone running DOS. :scared:

My first one was a commodore 64.  I gave it to my boy last year.  It is working for him even today.   :lol:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

walkstall

Quote from: Jarlaxle on September 07, 2015, 07:27:33 PM
Then why did I go bald almost fifteen years ago?!

I am sure it's not from making U turns under the bed sheets. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

walkstall

Quote from: Jarlaxle on September 07, 2015, 07:16:50 PM
Then I have bad news.  You are REALLY OLD!

*runs*

Yes I am and damn proud of it.   :tounge:
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

quiller


walkstall

Quote from: quiller on September 08, 2015, 12:22:49 AM


Dang straight!  :lol:

Yes!  The old days when I thought I knew everything. 
A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.- James Freeman Clarke

Always remember "Feelings Aren't Facts."

Vaslovik

Quote from: kroz on August 05, 2015, 06:09:34 AM
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

10. The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

12. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

13. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Just to add one:

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world....
In politics sincerity is everything. Once you can fake that you've got it made.

kroz

Quote from: Vaslovik on December 06, 2015, 05:35:33 PM
Just to add one:

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world....

Good one!   :laugh: