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Sorry if this thread feels out of place. Before I get to the topic, let me switch the gear a little bit and start by saying:

  • I'm not a clueless person that picked this forum randomly. At least I know Sen. Kenndy failed to be a proper gentlemen and held the car door for his date... he just surfaced all by himself :tounge:.
  • Politically speaking, I'm more inline with Conservative Libertarian. In other words, people of all spectrum have just about the same amount of reason to like me as to hate me.
  • Feel free to give whatever opinion that comes to your mind. Encouragement and advise are appreciated. Full-on criticism is appreciated. "I think you are an impractical moron" is appreciated. Anything would be fine, just don't give me the silent treatment, just sound off, I know it might feels kinda weird, after all, there are good reasons to assume not many Asian people frequent this forum.
  • I can take criticism and I can take a joke, even the off-limit ones (but you might have a problem with the mods, lol), I mean c'mon, if I'm the hypersensitive type, I wouldn't be here in the first place. So just don't worry about it.
  • The mods have every right to delete this thread as they see fit. And I apologize in advance if that were the case.

Ok, back to the topic. I'm an Asian guy, an engineer who lives in Asia, and I have a type. Fortunately, my type falls squarely on the Southern ladies. I know "southern" is a sweeping generalization, and different southern states tend to have completely different types, but... well, you get the overall idea. At a rather shallow level, I find southern twang cute and sexy. At a more substantial level, I like the sassiness and bold attitude of Southern gals, I love how both tough and sweet they can be, I love how they always try hard to present the world best images of themselves. So, this is how I picture a perfect SO would be like:

  • She drives a huge pickup, and has a shotgun in the back.
  • She has a Dixie flag (yea I said it, sue me!) or a Gadsden flag or both somewhere in her house
  • She loves guns, and makes no apology for it. She has a rifle somewhere safe, and carries a loaded .375 sometimes, or all the time.
  • She knows how to take a piece of advice but always makes up her own mind, and have no problem flip you one if you tried to tell her how to do things.
  • I don't care if she is a professional or stays at home. But an active member of the U.S. military would be a huge plus, give me a woman like that who flies a Super Hornet, and I'll give you the happiest man in the galaxy. But I know that's just way way way too much to ask. LOL.

 

I fantasize that if I were THAT incredibly and impossibly lucky, I'd be living with her in a cabin in the woods (yea I know, that sounds absolutely crass and corny, but meh, I guess some of us just don't know any better. Sorry, I guess). And we'd be adopting a lot of kids. Yes, adoption because I think orphans really deserve better things coming to them in life, and I take no joy in allowing my lady to suffer THE pain, again, I'm not gonna force my will on her. Side note: this is something I really, really love about American women. I've talked about this with some before (not necessarily southern ones), and they have the kind of bad-mule attitude of "I'll suffer the pain, it's a bliss and a gift, and it's why god put women-kind on earth in the first place". To which I can only respond in silent awe. I mean just whoa! What a wonderful and magnificent bunch! What's there not to love about them?

Please understand that I'm not delusional, I know dreams are dreams, and reality is reality. I know things wouldn't always turn out to be how I had pictured and I know life in the South can be unreasonably rough, but at the end of the day, I'll face all the hardship unperturbed, and say calmly: "I asked for it." And I won't be all that worried because I know I have someone great by my side.

Please note that this thread in no way attempts to be sarcastic or offensive. Again, my sincere apology if the thread made you feel that way. And I know reading all this stuff coming from an Asian person instead of a trucker or a rancher can be weird, grotesque and bizarre, or even comical. Trust me, I actually struggled pretty hard before hitting the "Post" button. I mean what are people here gonna think of me? "Who is this prick that just came marching in here spewing all this BS?" But... I just totally wrote all those above, so... well, I don't care. You know, you only live once, you have to do something stupid at some point right?

Thoughts? Tips? (For example, does the usual "go to a bar, start a conversation" formula work?) Suggestions? Oh and, don't forget the title question: do I have a fighting chance at this? Or do I have to bury it deep inside? I mean I wouldn't be at all surprised if someone tells me not many Southern girls are into Asian guys — especially the kind that I described.

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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2016, 08:40:37 AM »
Well bless your little heart
« Last Edit: January 02, 2016, 08:45:24 AM by Elfie »
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2016, 09:22:25 AM »
 :lol:
Kudos for having the balls to say what you want.

OK, Yes they do exist, I just married the love of my life, very much in the image you describe.
I met her on Singles net dating site, and after more than a decade searching on single sites, using PC crap in hopes of finding someone, I finally poured it out, just as you have done here, with the addition of explaining I'm an unapologetic hardcore Conservative that thinks feminism is bull shit.

Lo and behold, I met the woman of my dreams within a few months. We wed two days ago after 7 years.
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2016, 10:47:07 AM »
Who knew this would become a "dating" site?  :ohmy:

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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2016, 10:56:30 AM »
Who knew this would become a "dating" site?  :ohmy:
I'm an old romantic, and when I see someone in search, I tend to let a lot slide.
For all I know, he may be a nut, or simply not willing to settle, as I did for so many years.
I've met some wonderful ladies, but never felt just right, there was always something, from emotional swings that make Dr Jekyll look sane, to being too liberal.

Mom always said, when you met someone, look at the one thing they do that really irritates you, because in ten years, you'll want to off them for that annoying little habit, you once overlooked as a quirk. :biggrin:
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2016, 11:09:33 AM »
I'm an old romantic, and when I see someone in search, I tend to let a lot slide.
For all I know, he may be a nut, or simply not willing to settle, as I did for so many years.
I've met some wonderful ladies, but never felt just right, there was always something, from emotional swings that make Dr Jekyll look sane, to being too liberal.

Mom always said, when you met someone, look at the one thing they do that really irritates you, because in ten years, you'll want to off them for that annoying little habit, you once overlooked as a quirk. :biggrin:

I was not complaining.  Just shocked!   :ohmy:

This guy may or may not be as presented, but he is highly unlikely to find his southern belle on this forum..   :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2016, 11:31:48 AM »
I was not complaining.  Just shocked!   :ohmy:

This guy may or may not be as presented, but he is highly unlikely to find his southern belle on this forum..   :laugh: :laugh:

Southern Belle, now that brings back some memories of a poster some of us posted with.  Back on the old AT&T board 15 to 20 years ago.  Loved her sense of humor. 
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2016, 11:52:37 AM »
I was not complaining.  Just shocked!   :ohmy:

This guy may or may not be as presented, but he is highly unlikely to find his southern belle on this forum..   :laugh: :laugh:
Not within the members, anyway, though we have a lot if looky loos..
I think what he's ascribing to in a Southern Bell, is quintessentially the early American frontiers woman.
Independent, strong, stands her ground, not particularly all that good looking. :rolleyes:   :biggrin:
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2016, 12:24:16 PM »
Welcome.

What do you mean by Asian?  Chinese, Indian, Pakistani, Saudi Arabian?
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2016, 12:24:51 PM »
Not within the members, anyway, though we have a lot if looky loos..
I think what he's ascribing to in a Southern Bell, is quintessentially the early American frontiers woman.
Independent, strong, stands her ground, not particularly all that good looking. :rolleyes:   :biggrin:

 :ohmy:  Not all southern belles are gorgeous??   :ohmy:

You do know that southern belles do not sweat.  They glow!  :laugh:

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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2016, 01:22:26 PM »
:ohmy:  Not all southern belles are gorgeous??   :ohmy:

You do know that southern belles do not sweat.  They glow!  :laugh:


ONLY when they live in the South.   :popcorn:
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2016, 04:59:38 PM »
Well bless your little heart

LOL Why thank you. Ooh you have no idea how good the tickling sensation feels when I hear, say a souhtern gal in a video say that.  :love:


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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2016, 05:33:26 PM »
LOL Why thank you. Ooh you have no idea how good the tickling sensation feels when I hear, say a souhtern gal in a video say that.  :love:
I do declare, that I am most happily spoken for.  That being said,  you must tell us more about yourself.  How ever did you come to find us, what cha do, what your favorite things are. You know those little things.
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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2016, 06:24:11 PM »
:lol:
Kudos for having the balls to say what you want.

Thank you sir!

OK, Yes they do exist, I just married the love of my life, very much in the image you describe.
I met her on Singles net dating site, and after more than a decade searching on single sites, using PC crap in hopes of finding someone, I finally poured it out, just as you have done here, with the addition of explaining I'm an unapologetic hardcore Conservative that thinks feminism is bull shit.

Lo and behold, I met the woman of my dreams within a few months. We wed two days ago after 7 years.

I'll definitely give that strategy a try. Oh and, congratulations.

Feel free to post your pic http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/the-living-room/lets-see-what-our-members-look-like/
Women are no different than men, looks count.

Well for the moment I'm rather reluctant to post my pics. Maybe some time later, who knows. But based on comments passed by most females, both in my country and in America, I'd be fairly confident to say that I'm above average looking. Some American ladies even rated me pretty high on the scale when I asked them (don't worry, I don't do that often, I'm not the insecure type). But then again, it could be they were all trying to be nice. Who knows?

I walked through that thread though, some impressively good looking guys and gals. But I maintain my position that I'm above average looking :LOL:

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Re: Hi good folks of CPF,I'm Asian and I love Southern ladies, my chances?
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2016, 06:42:15 PM »

For all I know, he may be a nut, or simply not willing to settle,

I can assure you that I'm a little bit of both. I mean hey, a guy who decided he will find his missing rib in a whole different world, there must be something "off" with him, right? A guy who decided he will find his missing rib in a whole different world and puts a rather tall order on it, there must be something seriously "off" with him, right? And no, I'm not the easily settled type, I had an easy and a hard life, and I know everyone has only one go, so why not make the most of it? Even If I should fail, I will put up a fight before going down in flames.

Mom always said, when you met someone, look at the one thing they do that really irritates you, because in ten years, you'll want to off them for that annoying little habit, you once overlooked as a quirk. :biggrin:

Hey I'll keep that in mind :D, but I'm the kind of guy that's really hard to piss off or annoy. Especially when it comes to ladies.  :rolleyes:

 

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