Carving You Kid's "Number" Into His Hair? Where's Children's Services?

Started by tbone0106, September 07, 2012, 04:16:44 PM

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tbone0106

I love this article.

A Chinese mother of quadruplets has the common sense to have a barber shave their heads in such a way that a number (1,2,3,4) remains on each one's crown. Ingenious as hell!

But I wonder how long it would take for Children's Services to arrive on the scene if this stroke of genius took place in the good ol' USA.

kramarat

Quote from: tbone0106 on September 07, 2012, 04:16:44 PM
I love this article.

A Chinese mother of quadruplets has the common sense to have a barber shave their heads in such a way that a number (1,2,3,4) remains on each one's crown. Ingenious as hell!

But I wonder how long it would take for Children's Services to arrive on the scene if this stroke of genius took place in the good ol' USA.

Children's Services under the Obama administration?  They would make it a law.

Everyone gets a number.

Solar

Quote from: kramarat on September 07, 2012, 06:33:51 PM
Children's Services under the Obama administration?  They would make it a law.

Everyone gets a number.
Or a barcode starting with 666.
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Quote from: Solar on September 07, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Or a barcode starting with 666.

Too obvious and repetitive. I would go with the social security number.

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Quote from: Solar on September 08, 2012, 05:21:38 AM
You thought I was serious? :glare: :wink:

I knew from the beginning not to take you seriously. I'd like to think you feel the same about me. :laugh:

Solar

Quote from: kramarat on September 08, 2012, 05:46:49 AM
I knew from the beginning not to take you seriously. I'd like to think you feel the same about me. :laugh:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wait, you don't take me serious? :glare:   :biggrin:
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Quote from: Solar on September 08, 2012, 05:47:56 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Wait, you don't take me serious? :glare:   :biggrin:

Oh shit. Nevermind. I forgot you were the head honcho.

Which reminds me. I think the wife had 3 glasses of wine last night, and figured out that I'm an asshole. Time to cook breakfast.

Solar

Quote from: kramarat on September 08, 2012, 05:51:47 AM
Oh shit. Nevermind. I forgot you were the head honcho.

Which reminds me. I think the wife had 3 glasses of wine last night, and figured out that I'm an asshole. Time to cook breakfast.
It took that much wine? :biggrin:

Lets see, you're a man.....
Yeah, that about covers it, you're an asshole. :laugh:
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Quote from: Solar on September 08, 2012, 06:03:38 AM
It took that much wine? :biggrin:

Lets see, you're a man.....
Yeah, that about covers it, you're an asshole. :laugh:

Hey. At least I'm honest.

Woke up this morning, and found out that the wife signed me up for the french foreign legion. I said, "Honey, you know damned well I can't kiss my own ass. If I could, I'd be laying under the porch."

She doesn't think I'm funny.

Solar

Quote from: kramarat on September 08, 2012, 06:50:27 AM
Hey. At least I'm honest.

Woke up this morning, and found out that the wife signed me up for the french foreign legion. I said, "Honey, you know damned well I can't kiss my own ass. If I could, I'd be laying under the porch."

She doesn't think I'm funny.
At least yours wants to get rid of ya, mine slips a tracker in my clothes. :scared:
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Quote from: Solar on September 08, 2012, 08:29:37 AM
At least yours wants to get rid of ya, mine slips a tracker in my clothes. :scared:

That'll stop. It's only a matter of time, until she figures out that no one else is interested.

That's when things really get tough. :sad: