If you're a cat-lover like I am, this will be one of the funnier tales of cats with attitude.

Make that ATTITUDE. Fatso shows us how it's done. 

QuoteI'm a man who doesn't like cats. I don't understand why women and certain men don't get the simple axiom: "Dogs? Cool. Cats? Not." It is one of the universal truths that no sane man can deny. And yet the chicks and chestless men persist in promoting this most useless of animals which steadfastly resists domestication, becoming an agreeable amusement, and is next to useless if not downright nauseating when sauteed or roasted, grilled or boiled, or even deep-fried.

There was one cat, however, that I did come to admire; Fatso.

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