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Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« on: January 24, 2013, 05:39:10 PM »

EVEN CATS HAVE THEIR TROLLS!



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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2013, 06:40:20 AM »
lolol,I have one like that,lol
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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2013, 03:58:06 PM »

HOW A TROLL MAKES FRIENDS

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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2013, 04:02:03 PM »

HOW A TROLL MAKES FRIENDS


Now I have a cat like that!   LOL
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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2013, 10:42:54 AM »
I like cats -- have adopted three of them.  Great companion and appreciative animals.

Cats are Republicans -- dogs are [Ugh!] Democrats.

Kitty cats are clean, independent, easy to care for -- and unlike dogs (Democrats) they are not always slobbering, drooling and demanding a handout.

There's, for all practical purposes, only two animals (cats and dogs) that you can share your home with. 
All the other critters are simply wild, uncivilized critters. 

Dogs are good too.  They can be trained to do a lot of good.  You can't train a cat to do much of anything they don't want to do.  Like Republicans, they are very independent-minded and proud.  I likes them.  :cool: :smile:

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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2013, 10:48:38 AM »
I like cats -- have adopted three of them.  Great companion and appreciative animals.

Cats are Republicans -- dogs are [Ugh!] Democrats.

Kitty cats are clean, independent, easy to care for -- and unlike dogs (Democrats) they are not always slobbering, drooling and demanding a handout.

There's, for all practical purposes, only two animals (cats and dogs) that you can share your home with. 
All the other critters are simply wild, uncivilized critters. 

Dogs are good too.  They can be trained to do a lot of good.  You can't train a cat to do much of anything they don't want to do.  Like Republicans, they are very independent-minded and proud.  I likes them.  :cool: :smile:
Are you serious? Cats are leaches, quit feeding them and they find someone that will.
Dogs on the other hand thrive through employment, they love working, it's what they live for, they excel when they accomplish tasks on their own, or for their friend.

Dogs are Conservative, cats are lazy libs.
You have it totally bassackwards.
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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2013, 12:41:20 PM »
 :rolleyes: Cool, quick, witty and enjoyable response.  I'm always appreciative of good-natured banter.

Both cats and dogs have their places in society.  I like them both.  I like all animals and would never mistreat any of them -- except for the usual bugs and other pests.

I don't like to see any creature caged up, e.g., zoos and birds in cages.  Ban zoos!  If kids want to see animals, send  them to see them in the national wildlife parks and refuges in Africa and Asia -- or look at them online!


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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2013, 03:04:26 AM »
A cat is an independent, too busy to attend caucus meetings. Dogs, which tend to run in packs, require hands-on guidance best suited for unionists.

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Re: Even Cats Have Their Trolls
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2013, 03:54:56 AM »
One mo' chance to get catty here....

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Today the Masai Mara National Reserve announced that an American couple (names withheld to provide anonymity-initials NP and HR) on Safari discovered a new breed of jungle cat. It is a cross between the more common leopard and the lion. It new cat appears to have traits similar to both breeds. It congregates in a “pride” like the lion, but much smaller groups of only 7-8 (the lion prides can exceed 30 members). Yet, like the leopard it hunts in a solitary fashion. The new cat is genetically unable to bear fur or hair, similar to Sphynx breed (scientifically bread for cat lovers allergic to pet hair). The most unique feature of this new cat is that it has traits like a Chameleon, with skin tone changing to blend with its environment. Due to the lack of fur to maintain a stable body temperature the cat seldom ventures from its habitat in the dense vegetation. It is speculated that more open environs would dehydrate the cat and cause substantial burning if subject to the sunlight. Like the Rhinoceros that remains predominantly in water while in the open the new cat says close to areas of sand when in the open. If the heat becomes to intense the new breed buries itself in the sandy for shelter and cooling. As of latest reports, due to the unique traits of this beast, it appears it will officially be named the “Buffoon”. Because the cat was discovered by the two prominent Americans the Masai Mara National Reserve Public Relations office is requesting a special occasion to donate two more of these Buffoons to the White House. I’ll keep you updated as more news comes in.


http://www.conservativedailynews.com/2013/03/new-cat-discovered/

 

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