I went to the ER today...

Started by Cryptic Bert, September 05, 2013, 06:44:06 PM

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Cryptic Bert

My mom wasn't well so I picked her up and took her there to be safe. now when I was a kid I took many many trips to the ER like most epically stupid boys. I remember it being a very noisy place with everyone screaming and crying ans yelling in pain, calling for the doctor ETC.
As I wandered the halls while the doctor examined my mom i noticed it was silent. Then I noticed that most of the people were in their beds on their phones, ipads, tablets whatever. Perfectly happy.

So instead of 500 milligrams of Vicodin they get 60 free minutes on their phone...

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Quote from: The Boo Man... on September 05, 2013, 07:40:13 PM
You mean everyone gets Obamaphones instead of medicine?

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Long waiting lines and empty beds, because of lack of funding. Yeah, it'll be quiet alright.
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I do hope she's OK.

Saw this and naturally thought of you, but then I got to thinking: if they want to cut hospital costs, they'll put patients outside. Warm-weather states like the southwest, maybe. What could possibly go wrong with THAT?.....

http://www.weather.com/video/experience-a-massive-haboob-38293

Cryptic Bert

Quote from: quiller on September 06, 2013, 11:02:52 AM
I do hope she's OK.

Saw this and naturally thought of you, but then I got to thinking: if they want to cut hospital costs, they'll put patients outside. Warm-weather states like the southwest, maybe. What could possibly go wrong with THAT?.....

http://www.weather.com/video/experience-a-massive-haboob-38293

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