Parents, this is what happens when you tell your kid he cannot watch the Simpsons. He gives up drinking for a year, and....

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/mans-41-homer-simpson-tattoos-set-world-record/27145894

If he ever had a chance of getting laid, he put that to bed.

Lib! A completely emotional response with absolutely no thought of consequence.
"Why no officer, why would you call me an idiot?"

Quote from: Solar on July 26, 2014, 07:17:02 AM
Lib! A completely emotional response with absolutely no thought of consequence.
"Why no officer, why would you call me an idiot?"

"We didn't stop you for your tats, sir, we stopped you because you were driving like Homer Simpson."

Quote from: quiller on July 26, 2014, 12:35:50 PM
"We didn't stop you for your tats, sir, we stopped you because you were driving like Homer Simpson."

Yeah, "the tats only confirmed your incompetence, and to think, we thought you were simply drunk, not stupid"

Quote from: Solar on July 26, 2014, 01:18:04 PM
Yeah, "the tats only confirmed your incompetence, and to think, we thought you were simply drunk, not stupid"

And then he drops his drawers and shows the Simpson tats that could get this web site banned in a nanosecond. You just know he's got one where the sun don't shine. Marge in a g-string, maybe. (*rinses mind out, staggers away*)

Quote from: quiller on July 26, 2014, 01:41:58 PM
And then he drops his drawers and shows the Simpson tats that could get this web site banned in a nanosecond. You just know he's got one where the sun don't shine. Marge in a g-string, maybe. (*rinses mind out, staggers away*)

The bigger question is, why does Guinness even have a category that would get an idiot first place.
Or could it be that it fell under "Stupid Human tricks" as a sub category?

Quote from: Solar on July 26, 2014, 01:46:00 PM
The bigger question is, why does Guinness even have a category that would get an idiot first place.
Or could it be that it fell under "Stupid Human tricks" as a sub category?

Hmm... The needed to fill a new book about Stupid People.

Quote from: walkstall on July 26, 2014, 01:50:42 PM
Hmm... The needed to fill a new book about Stupid People.