You know you're getting older when funeral homes buy motor-vehicle registration data, to get your age for marketing purposes.

I got a postcard today from one outfit, inviting me to a "pizza and preplan"....

"Enjoy free pizza on us as we discuss how preplanning your funeral helps ease the emotional and financial burden for you and your family"......

What, no beer tent and wet T-shirt contests?

Screw that shit! Burn my worthless ass and let my ashes blow in the wind.
Funerals are for the living, and considering I'll be dead, I don't give a shit if I'm mourned or not, we all meet up again anyway.

Thanks for the pizza, have a good day.

QuoteScrew that shit! Burn my worthless ass and let my ashes blow in the wind.

The only way to Fly!