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General Category => The Constitution => Topic started by: SueAnn on February 10, 2016, 09:12:11 PM

Title: My Lazy Gun--anonymous satire- pro 2nd amendment with stats that ASTOUND
Post by: SueAnn on February 10, 2016, 09:12:11 PM
"MY LAZY GUN"

Someone sent me this in email. I've read many things like this before but this one has ASTOUNDING statistics that I never saw before.

http://remnantnewspaper.com/web/index.php/fetzen-fliegen/item/2239-my-lazy-gun

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail.
I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting here, right where I had left it.

It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail.

It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in murders throughout the World.

But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders

These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.

All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS.


It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?
 
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons... I hear they're making people fat.

Title: Re: My Lazy Gun--anonymous satire- pro 2nd amendment with stats that ASTOUND
Post by: Hoofer on February 12, 2016, 01:50:48 PM
"MY LAZY GUN"

Someone sent me this in email. I've read many things like this before but this one has ASTOUNDING statistics that I never saw before.

http://remnantnewspaper.com/web/index.php/fetzen-fliegen/item/2239-my-lazy-gun

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 on the deck rail.
I left six cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, my neighbor across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting here, right where I had left it.

It hadn't moved itself off the deck rail.

It hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so.

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

You can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is third in murders throughout the World.

But if you take out just four cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders

These four Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S.

All four of these cities are CONTROLLED BY DEMOCRATS.


It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data - correct?
 
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons... I hear they're making people fat.

funny!  reminds me of those automobile accidents involving SUVs that "just come out of NOWHERE, hit a car and disappear just as quick!"
Title: Re: My Lazy Gun--anonymous satire- pro 2nd amendment with stats that ASTOUND
Post by: daidalos on May 26, 2016, 03:36:15 AM
"I hear spoons are making people fat"... It really illustrates the lunacy of the leftists anti-gun position that guns, not the people using the tool, kill people.