Quote from: Shanghai Dan on June 07, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
If we're allowing people, I take Chuck Norris.  I don't need anything else, I win... ;D

Only in the movies  ;D  remember his age now.

All you needed to know about Chuck Norris.

Quote from: Shanghai Dan on June 07, 2011, 09:03:46 PM
If we're allowing people, I take Chuck Norris.  I don't need anything else, I win... ;D

I took Solar as a weapon because he will be protecting my ass anyway.... He always does.  ;D

But if you must have Chuck then so be it. 8)

Don't believe her Dan, she just wants me around in case of bears, because she knows I have a bad heart and can't run. :))

Quote from: Solar on June 08, 2011, 08:02:18 PM
Don't believe her Dan, she just wants me around in case of bears, because she knows I have a bad heart and can't run. :))

I have always been told a woman can run faster with her dress up than a man can with his pants down!  :P 

My grandmother bless her, alway had a coffee can ¼ full of rocks for going outside to the out-house.  She said that it always work and she live to 98 year old.  Her kids build her a full new bathroom into her house, but she used the out-house until she was 90 years old.  She said the new bathroom was for people coming to the house not her.  LOL

Quote from: walkstall on June 08, 2011, 09:35:36 PM

I have always been told a woman can run faster with her dress up than a man can with his pants down!  :P 

My grandmother bless her, alway had a coffee can ¼ full of rocks for going outside to the out-house.  She said that it always work and she live to 98 year old.  Her kids build her a full new bathroom into her house, but she used the out-house until she was 90 years old.  She said the new bathroom was for people coming to the house not her.  LOL

Thats a good idea, noise of any kind and a lot of arm waving.
I found an umbrella is an effective tool for scaring predators away, just open and close it in front of them and they generally tuck tail and run.
But if they don't, better have a gun handy. :o

Quote from: Solar on June 09, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
Thats a good idea, noise of any kind and a lot of arm waving.
I found an umbrella is an effective tool for scaring predators away, just open and close it in front of them and they generally tuck tail and run.
But if they don't, better have a gun handy. :o

I just fart and burp. :P

Quote from: WoodBurner on June 09, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
I just fart and burp. :P

So YOU'RE the source of global warming!!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Solar on June 08, 2011, 08:02:18 PM
Don't believe her Dan, she just wants me around in case of bears, because she knows I have a bad heart and can't run. :))

That reminds me:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.

Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

Quote from: Shanghai Dan on June 09, 2011, 04:10:24 PM
That reminds me:

The National Park Rangers are advising hikers in Glacier National Park and other Rocky Mountain parks to be alert for bears and take extra precautions to avoid an encounter.
They advise park visitors to wear little bells on their clothes so they make noise when hiking. The bell noise allows bears to hear them coming from a distance and not be startled by a hiker accidentally sneaking up on them. This might cause a bear to charge.

Visitors should also carry a pepper spray can just in case a bear is encountered. Spraying the pepper into the air will irritate the bear's sensitive nose and it will run away.

It is also a good idea to keep an eye out for fresh bear scat so you have an idea if bears are in the area. People should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear scat.

Black bear droppings are smaller and often contain berries, leaves, and possibly bits of fur. Grizzly bear droppings tend to contain small bells and smell of pepper.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Shanghai Dan on June 09, 2011, 04:09:09 PM
So YOU'RE the source of global warming!!! :o :o ;D ;D ;D

I just do what I can Dan......

Anything to help. :D

Quote from: WoodBurner on June 09, 2011, 03:25:29 PM
I just fart and burp. :P

Well now young man if it works for you, that ok.  Just how long can you keep that up.  :o

B

Quote from: walkstall on June 09, 2011, 08:57:11 PM

Well now young man if it works for you, that ok.  Just how long can you keep that up.  :o

I been at it for almost 52 years now. The wife thinks I'm getting better at it all the time. ;D 

Quote from: WoodBurner on June 10, 2011, 02:45:49 AM
BI been at it for almost 52 years now. The wife thinks I'm getting better at it all the time. ;D

Thinks or calling you on it everytime.  :))

Why my choice rocks - Chuck doesn't even need eyes: