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Tips On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« on: November 16, 2017, 07:36:31 AM »
Use a net, use a crash test dummy, pay someone else to do the stunt, avoid excessive amounts of alcohol.
But most of all, Use Critical Thought!

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Re: Tips On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2017, 05:55:30 AM »
I said he jumped because he didn't have a good woman telling him, "You idiot, you're gonna put out an eye, or something, don't do that!!!"

Wifey, watching it with me... suggested he jumped because he had a BAD woman, couldn't "take it anymore", and jumped.
Maybe his wife had taken out a big insurance policy on him, hypnotized him into thinking he was a "Bat".

We watched it again...

these old movies, it's would be so easy to obscure his wife in the shadows, reaching up, pushing him.   Explains the hesitation, the slight movements forward, like she's poking him with a stick, slapping his backside, kicking, shoving...   :ttoung:

...and thus, the "suicide clause" in every insurance policy!    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tips On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2017, 06:02:16 AM »
I said he jumped because he didn't have a good woman telling him, "You idiot, you're gonna put out an eye, or something, don't do that!!!"

Wifey, watching it with me... suggested he jumped because he had a BAD woman, couldn't "take it anymore", and jumped.
Maybe his wife had taken out a big insurance policy on him, hypnotized him into thinking he was a "Bat".

We watched it again...

these old movies, it's would be so easy to obscure his wife in the shadows, reaching up, pushing him.   Explains the hesitation, the slight movements forward, like she's poking him with a stick, slapping his backside, kicking, shoving...   :ttoung:

...and thus, the "suicide clause" in every insurance policy!    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If only they'd had sound, you would have heard her encouraging the crowd to chant: "Aye, Jump, Ya Pussy...Jump, Hey Pussy, Jump you little fag!"

And the crowd cheered,  for about all of three seconds. "Heh, the pussy jumped after all". :laugh:
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Re: Tips On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2017, 03:21:41 PM »
If only they'd had sound, you would have heard her encouraging the crowd to chant: "Aye, Jump, Ya Pussy...Jump, Hey Pussy, Jump you little fag!"

And the crowd cheered,  for about all of three seconds. "Heh, the pussy jumped after all". :laugh:
What was that common drink back then, 6% Cocaine or something, people thought they were Superman?  Guy might have thought he was Batman or Robin... meh...!   How can you be so stupid, know you're being stupid, friends say you're about to do something stupid - Oh... there was a CAMERA & the Media there... silly me.  3 seconds of fame, recorded just for generations to enjoy.
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Re: Tips On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2017, 03:33:34 PM »
What was that common drink back then, 6% Cocaine or something, people thought they were Superman?  Guy might have thought he was Batman or Robin... meh...!   How can you be so stupid, know you're being stupid, friends say you're about to do something stupid - Oh... there was a CAMERA & the Media there... silly me.  3 seconds of fame, recorded just for generations to enjoy.
Excellent point! He very well may have been high on Laudanum.
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Tip #2 On Avoiding A Darwin Award
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2017, 03:47:57 PM »
Pay attention, please!   If you're ISIS friendly, show your faith!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5095595/Police-shoot-man-saying-Allah-Great-Spain-border.html#ixzz4yo0X5hqO
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Police have shot a man who sparked a terror alert near Spain’s border with France by shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ at a checkpoint.

OK, sounds good...

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He is said to have been shot twice after and slumped to the ground after leaving the car - which had been surrounded by police - some 30 minutes later with an unidentified object in his hand.

No, no, no!   you're suppose to jump up and down, waving your hands, screaming, "Hawaiian Snack Bar"... geeze, are terrorists all this stupid?  Was he waving a half eaten Poptart in the shape of a gun?

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He was arrested after managing to return to the vehicle a second time and throwing his clothes out of the window.

That'll work, when all else fails:  get naked in the car.  ..have yet to try that one, but knew a girl who did, got off with a warning, and the cops phone number.

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Sources close to the inquiry said they were not probing it as a terror incident and believed the unidentified man may have been acting under the influence of drugs.

No, no, no!!!   He wants to go the Snack Bar in the sky!  Why can't the cops be more helpful when called upon?

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Two other people - a man and a woman - were in the vehicle with him.

A threesome?  At a border check point?  Pretty Kinky.

 Oh, the bright lights at the check point, the guy thought they were shooting a porno movie, got naked, and wanted some munchies, "Where's the Hawaiian Snack Bar?", but was so incoherent from Meth, he sounded like ‘Allahu Akbar’ and the border patrol were such lousy shots, they capped his knee.

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The injured man, who has been arrested, is expected to be quizzed by police when he is well enough.

"..quizzed the the police.."  Huh?  What is this, Jeopardy?  Hey... who's the Frenchman here, the guards or the naked guy?
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