Quote from: Solar on July 16, 2011, 01:02:26 PM
It's true, I'm the best choice for the super X9 atomic phase shifted disintegrating ray.
Of course, you really don't need to aim, just a general 180 degree wide field of destruction, give or take a few thousand of miles in distance.
I'm a better shot with the planet killer version, assuming you overlook that missing quadrant near Alpha Centauri.
Though it really wasn't my fault, it had a hair trigger and I had an itch.. ::)

I think at your age we will be safe.  As they will put you in a bi plane and not let you above 10.500 feet above sea level.  :P

#2) Black Bear Attack ! Play dead if your umbrella fails, if making loud noises don't work, and you don't have a steep hill to run up since you are in tip top condition.

# 2 a new way.
plastic jar

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20110721/US.ODD.Bear.Jar/

Quote from: walkstall on July 21, 2011, 06:33:58 PM
# 2 a new way.
plastic jar

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/20110721/US.ODD.Bear.Jar/

Quote from: Eyesabide on July 16, 2011, 05:58:38 PM
#2) Black Bear Attack ! Play dead if your umbrella fails, if making loud noises don't work, and you don't have a steep hill to run up since you are in tip top condition.

Search and rescue found the victim half way up a hill still holding a couple of metal pots, it is assumed these were for making noise to scare away bears.
A note was found attached to an umbrella handle that was exiting the posterior of the victim.
Note read: Quit making so much freakin noise, you scared my kids for the last time, signed the Bear!