Quote from: walkstall on July 16, 2011, 07:36:18 AM

Well now, I would just use my wifes gun as it is bigger then my gun. 

Walks and I know a little secret most don't.
Bears can't run in human shit.

Many discover this when awakened from a deep sleep while naked, the body instinctively reacts to imminent danger, expelling all effluence onto the ground in the bears path.

Take advantage of this moment and get the Hell out of there. :D

Quote from: Solar on July 16, 2011, 08:06:14 AM
Walks and I know a little secret most don't.
Bears can't run in human shit.

Many discover this when awakened from a deep sleep while naked, the body instinctively reacts to imminent danger, expelling all effluence onto the ground in the bears path.

Take advantage of this moment and get the Hell out of there. :D

But but I know I can out run you even at my age, as you have a bad heart.    ;D

Quote from: walkstall on July 16, 2011, 08:16:49 AM

But but I know I can out run you even at my age, as you have a bad heart.    ;D

Not with your broken knee caps, you won't . ::) ;D

OK, to answer what if you're caught in a bear trap?
Assuming there are bears surround you, I say if you have a signal, kick back and cruise the web, you are pretty safe at the moment.

LOL.... You two are too funny.

Quote from: Solar on July 16, 2011, 08:35:17 AM
Not with your broken knee caps, you won't . ::) ;D

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As I know she is going to take my bow and arrows away from me also. ;D   I would just have to us my chopping axe on that bear.  Now if it were a black bear I would use my splitting axe.  And have bear roast for dinner.  Then start tanning the skin the next day in the sun.   :D   

Quote from: walkstall on July 16, 2011, 08:54:54 AM

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As I know she is going to take my bow and arrows away from me also. ;D   I would just have to us my chopping axe on that bear.  Now if it were a black bear I would use my splitting axe.  And have bear roast for dinner.  Then start tanning the skin the next day in the sun.   :D   

:D :D :D :D
Rocks and sticks will be taken away next, but like Mac Gyver, I always carry a couple of matches, paper clip and a rubber band, so I can make my trusty fire slingshot and put out the bears eyes. ::)

You can use anything naturally found in the wild, MacGyver.

Quote from: Rachel on July 16, 2011, 10:21:50 AM
You can use anything naturally found in the wild, MacGyver.

So you're taking away my matches, rubber band and paper clip? :o :D

Quote from: Solar on July 16, 2011, 10:25:19 AM
So you're taking away my matches, rubber band and paper clip? :o :D

Next will be your feet.   :D

Quote from: walkstall on July 16, 2011, 10:54:12 AM

Next will be your feet.   :D

What she didn't realize was that the bear ate one of the hikers that was packing a 44 magnum.
While I was laying on the ground feigning death, I rummaged through the pile of bear scat and found the gun, when the bear stood to make a final attack, I quickly spun around and put 5 rounds through his heart, with the final round, I stood and pissed on the bear for good measure and told him I was the last person he ever wanted to screw with, and put the final round through his eye.
The other bears saw this and quickly ran off, leaving me as the King of the forest. 8)

Someone has been spending way too much time playing his video games.... :)) :))

Quote from: Solars Toy on July 16, 2011, 11:07:59 AM
Someone has been spending way too much time playing his video games.... :)) :))

:D
But do you have any idea just how bad bear scat smells from a hot barrel?
The smell alone keeps other predators away, that is the only upside to handling crap.... ;D

Quote from: Solars Toy on July 16, 2011, 11:07:59 AM
Someone has been spending way too much time playing his video games.... :)) :))

:o   You know they say video players will make our next fighter pilots much better at what they will need to learn.   

Quote from: walkstall on July 16, 2011, 12:29:56 PM

:o   You know they say video players will make our next fighter pilots much better at what they will need to learn.   

It's true, I'm the best choice for the super X9 atomic phase shifted disintegrating ray.
Of course, you really don't need to aim, just a general 180 degree wide field of destruction, give or take a few thousand of miles in distance.
I'm a better shot with the planet killer version, assuming you overlook that missing quadrant near Alpha Centauri.
Though it really wasn't my fault, it had a hair trigger and I had an itch.. ::)