Do Roosters have a penis.....you decide.

Started by Solars Toy, February 24, 2013, 07:42:46 AM

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Solars Toy

Quote from: TboneAgain on March 05, 2013, 07:10:06 PM
I would have settled for ANY kind of eggs! LOL!!! Needless to say, I didn't get any.

I still would like to have some backyard chickens. I think I'll make 'em fill out questionnaires next time...  :tounge:

Chickens are on my list of things to get.  The list just seems to get bigger every day,  Toy  :smile:
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JustKari

Maybe we should apply for a government grant, apparently there is plenty of money for finding fowl physiology.  :glare:

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/384949-federal-study-looks-plasticity-duck-penis-length

Solars Toy

If they can get grants to find out why lesbians are overweight alcoholics why not this one.  Maybe we could get something for both of us taking in the climate change in various areas of the United States and how it affects the penile growth of a rooster.

Toy   :smile: :smile:
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walkstall

Quote from: Solars Toy on March 20, 2013, 05:55:27 PM
If they can get grants to find out why lesbians are overweight alcoholics why not this one.  Maybe we could get something for both of us taking in the climate change in various areas of the United States and how it affects the penile growth of a rooster.

Toy   :smile: :smile:

Please leave my Roosters alone.   :laugh:
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Solars Toy

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Solar

Quote from: walkstall on March 20, 2013, 07:30:26 PM
Please leave my Roosters alone.   :laugh:
Just claim they're gay, that way they're a protected class. :rolleyes:
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walkstall

Quote from: Solar on March 20, 2013, 07:49:41 PM
Just claim they're gay, that way they're a protected class. :rolleyes:

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Solar

Quote from: walkstall on March 20, 2013, 08:57:42 PM
                           The boys thank you. 
     
:laugh:Well played!
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JustKari

Now if they were fat, alcoholic, lesbian hens...all bets are off.

Solar

Quote from: JustKari on March 21, 2013, 07:17:28 AM
Now if they were fat, alcoholic, lesbian hens...all bets are off.
:laugh:
Hmmmm... would they still lay eggs, or simply deny their existence?
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Quote from: Solar on March 21, 2013, 07:30:02 AM
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Hmmmm... would they still lay eggs, or simply deny their existence?

Guess we'll need to apply for two government grants.  :laugh:

Solars Toy

Quote from: JustKari on March 21, 2013, 07:34:32 AM
Guess we'll need to apply for two government grants.  :laugh:

Kari - we missed the boat and picked the wrong bird....

The National Science Foundation (NSF) has awarded a $384,949 grant to Yale University for a study on "Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia", according to the recovery.gov website.

http://nation.foxnews.com/government-spending/2013/03/20/384949-federal-study-looks-plasticity-duck-penis-length

Duck penis - so close....  Toy  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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JustKari

Quote from: Solars Toy on March 23, 2013, 07:07:50 PM
Kari - we missed the boat and picked the wrong bird....

The National Science Foundation (NSF) has awarded a $384,949 grant to Yale University for a study on "Sexual Conflict, Social Behavior and the Evolution of Waterfowl Genitalia", according to the recovery.gov website.

http://nation.foxnews.com/government-spending/2013/03/20/384949-federal-study-looks-plasticity-duck-penis-length

Duck penis - so close....  Toy  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That's the study I was talking about in reply 17, it made me reopen this thread.  They have enough money for this, "research" but not enough to keep the WH open...pure stupidity.

Solars Toy

Quote from: JustKari on March 24, 2013, 06:09:24 AM
That's the study I was talking about in reply 17, it made me reopen this thread.  They have enough money for this, "research" but not enough to keep the WH open...pure stupidity.

Yes it is.  I just don't know if those who worship this man can see the stupidity.  Toy
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