This ad is a riot and actually a great description of a car made of dynamite that coaxes you into playing with with a box of matches every time you sit in it.
Must read.








Most Honest Viper Craigslist Ad Ever

Okay. Full disclosure. I almost killed myself in it.

It is VERY powerful. Extremely, EXTREMELY fast.

I've driven Ferrari's that don't feel as crazy as this thing. I am frankly afraid of it now.
That's right. It's in my garage and I'm afraid to drive it because it's like a crazy steroid bull that wants to kill me.
I've done 130 mph on a Ducati while laughing into the face of death. The viper is a completely different bowl of crack. The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights.
I cannot truly explain it's power. It has whiplash acceleration in 3rd gear at 50mph. That sentence doesn't even make sense. But it's true.
That's why I'm telling you. I will not have your soul on my conscience.
You need to know what you are getting into. What insane level of crazy you are buying.
Can you resist the urge to mash down the accelerator? Can you? Because it's like owning your own demon. A demon that wants to kill you. We all know one person that for the right amount of money would kill you. But since no one is paying, they smile in your face and go about their day.
It's like that except the Viper doesn't bother to ever pretend it doesn't want to kill you.
And it will do it for free.

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075

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Quote from: Solar on June 30, 2016, 07:05:27 PM

This ad is a riot and actually a great description of a car made of dynamite that coaxes you into playing with with a box of matches every time you sit in it.
Must read.




Most Honest Viper Craigslist Ad Ever

Okay. Full disclosure. I almost killed myself in it.

It is VERY powerful. Extremely, EXTREMELY fast.

I've driven Ferrari's that don't feel as crazy as this thing. I am frankly afraid of it now.
That's right. It's in my garage and I'm afraid to drive it because it's like a crazy steroid bull that wants to kill me.
I've done 130 mph on a Ducati while laughing into the face of death. The viper is a completely different bowl of crack. The engine sounds like 40 pit bulls eating kittens while lifting weights.
I cannot truly explain it's power. It has whiplash acceleration in 3rd gear at 50mph. That sentence doesn't even make sense. But it's true.
That's why I'm telling you. I will not have your soul on my conscience.
You need to know what you are getting into. What insane level of crazy you are buying.
Can you resist the urge to mash down the accelerator? Can you? Because it's like owning your own demon. A demon that wants to kill you. We all know one person that for the right amount of money would kill you. But since no one is paying, they smile in your face and go about their day.
It's like that except the Viper doesn't bother to ever pretend it doesn't want to kill you.
And it will do it for free.

MORE~~~
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075

LOL I have been in a Viper 6 times.  Only as a passenger and I love it even at my age.  The owner fly's jets for fun