This is really interesting. At least the title. Well, a man who don't know how to fish surely is a girlfriend. 

Quote from: sensualblighter on May 08, 2015, 01:31:16 AM
This is really interesting. At least the title. Well, a man who don't know how to fish surely is a girlfriend.

...who shops at Whole Foods.

Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 04:34:38 AM
...who shops at Whole Foods.

That's a bit redundant isn't it?
Sushi by it's very meaning is "Raw Fish", wrapped in rice.

Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 06:36:51 AM
That's a bit redundant isn't it?
Sushi by it's very meaning is "Raw Fish", wrapped in rice.

Real men once caught fish bare-handed, or with spears, and ate fish raw. That was before women created fire to get him to clean out his man-cave. Everything for men has been downhill since. 

Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 11:12:55 AM
Real men once caught fish bare-handed, or with spears, and ate fish raw. That was before women created fire to get him to clean out his man-cave. Everything for men has been downhill since. 

Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.

Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 11:18:06 AM

Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.

...starting with having the build a wagon to haul away what she threw out of the man-cave. I'm gonna miss that sabertooth-keys xylophone.

Quote from: quiller on May 08, 2015, 11:30:38 AM
...starting with having the build a wagon to haul away what she threw out of the man-cave. I'm gonna miss that sabertooth-keys xylophone.

You forget how they created the door with a bolt.

"I'll show you how it works Grog, go outside the cave."

"Honey, honey....door work good, let Grog in now...Honey...HONEY....HONEY!!!! Open Cave door now!"

Grog not happy with new door idea....

Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 11:18:06 AM

Women invented the bucket, another bane of man.
Water once had it's place in the creek, till woman demanded he bring it into the cave for cleaning.
I don't need to list the hardships that followed when they invented the wheel.

Without woman, cave not smell good.... 

Quote from: kroz on May 08, 2015, 03:00:25 PM
Without woman, cave not smell good.... 

Without woman, man get cave back.

Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 03:06:15 PM
Without woman, man get cave back.

Life not fun for man without woman!   

Quote from: kroz on May 08, 2015, 03:36:02 PM
Life not fun for man without woman!   

I wouldn't trade mine for the world, she keep cave clean, feed man, do dirty bear skins, make clean.
She best thing ever happen to Grog.

Quote from: Solar on May 08, 2015, 03:44:16 PM
I wouldn't trade mine for the world, she keep cave clean, feed man, do dirty bear skins, make clean.
She best thing ever happen to Grog.

Quote from: Solars Toy on May 08, 2015, 03:52:06 PM

Look honey, Grog find flat rocks to eat off of. You go clean now.....

Quote from: Solars Toy on May 08, 2015, 03:52:06 PM

Absolutely!!  Woman makes the world go around~!! 

Yes..... woman best thing ever happen to man~~~ !

Man not a bad idea either... 

Nothing against TV-outdoorsmen, but let's see 'em skin a dozen-or-so muskrat every day in-season, with a coon or a mink thrown-in.  Then play poker in a basement, surrounded by over a hundred drying pelts hung upsidedown.

Or standing in a lake at prime fish-biting time, knowing you'll have to remove 5-to-10 leeches from your legs with salt-'n-butane after you've caught breakfast. 

Just some idle musings...

Don't imitate a whippoorwill-call at dusk, because the the culprit will keep you up all night.