Apply Now! Billionaire Seeks Eight Companions For Free Ride On SpaceX Rocket

Started by Bronx, March 05, 2021, 05:35:35 AM

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Let's say hypothetically for argument sake that SpaceX is bullet proof at time of departure. All is 100% well.

If you were the billionaire what type of people would you choose to come along on your first journey to the moon.....?

1...Someone from the flat earth society.

2...One of those conspiracy theorist that refuse to believe we landed on the moon and show them the American Flag that was planted.

3...An atheists.

4...Franklin Graham or a well known Preacher.

5...A poor kid from the ghetto. I mean one with his pants hanging on his ass, $300 dollar Air Jordan sneaker wearing kid that has one foot in prison.

6...A Star Trek freak, what do you call them, a Trekkie.

7...A everyday blue collar worker like a trucker or plumber.

8...Finally a prodigy. You know one of those 11 years old M.I.T type of genius.

That's my eight....what's yours........?                                                             

Apply Now! Billionaire Seeks Eight Companions For Free Ride On SpaceX Rocket To The Moon

A Japanese billionaire who has already booked a seat on the first private flight to the moon says he's willing to bring eight companions along — and he'll pay their way.

Yusaku Maezawa on Tuesday put out an open call for people who want to join him on the SpaceX rocket, which is set to head to the moon in 2023.

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https://www.dailywire.com/news/apply-now-billionaire-seeks-eight-companions-for-free-ride-on-spacex-rocket-to-the-moon
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Temped to say - I'd hold a drawing, for the most hated "Karen" - leave her there.

1.  My daughter in the USAF.  She's a good speaker (Power Point Ranger), and could best describe & sell future space exploration as an important, financially viable program to us citizens.

2.  The Reddest, Baddest, Redneck from West Virginia I could find.  Not a Liberal, but a True American Patriot, who would insist on wearing his MAGA hat, Hunting Knife, Shotgun along with a 6 pack of beer.  (you can figure out the rest).

3.  Hillary Clinton.  But, her lard ass would reduce the payload, we'd have to leave one seat empty.
Hillary would finally have her 1st in history.  When they finally land on the moon, have her recite her "Deplorable speech"... make sure the WV Redneck has his Shotgun handy, for that "Here, hold my beer.." Pay-per-view event, live from the moon (to reduce the national debt).

4.  Alec Baldwin... just so he can pose with Hillary, when she starts her "Deplorable speech".  The guy might be a great actor, but, he's a total jerk.  I can think of a few others, actors, singers who ought to be given a seat.

5.  Andrew Cuomo...  make sure he's seated next to the WV Redneck, make them Space Buddies... sharing the same oxygen... all the way up.  Tell 'em to take the moon rover out for a spin... it would be a *shame* Cuomo had to "take a leak" - they pulled over behind a rock and the WV Redneck took off without Cuomo.  New Yorkers would finally have something to praise Cuomo for, first man to attempt pissing on the moon (hell, it did it to everyone else).

6.  A Cat... just for the hell of it.  While on the Lunar Surface, toss that sucker as high as you can, and see if it lands on it's feet.   Pull out a red lazer pointer, and see if it'll chase it.  Does the kitty space suit vibrate when it's purring?   Are alien species (if they showed up) afraid of cats?  Will the Cat try to take over the trip as ruler of the universe, making the rest of the passengers it's slaves?  Or, will the WV Redneck skin it and return with a Cat-skin hat?

7.  A serious, HAM radio operator, with radio & antenna - in an attempt to contact as many earth bound HAMs as possible while on the surface.  That would be a momentous event for everyone he/she reaches.

8.  The 2nd, 3rd or 4th runner up in an essay contest, "Why I'd like to walk on the moon."   Let the winner interview them from the earth.  Do the "Deacon Blues" (Steely Dan) and award the trip to the LOSER in life, instead of the WINNER.  Meh, if you got the money, why not?  It's YOUR generosity, so do the "Instant Millionaire, Winner" thing, and elevate someone who tried HARD, but failed.

One little experiment I'd like to try.   Popping Pop Corn.  Does it pop HUGE with less air & lower gravity?  ..and it'd give my daughter something to munch on, while the WV Redneck tries to impress her with his "hold my beer" antics.   

Those are MY choices, and I thought long and hard over them.... all 10 minutes.
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