You'll love this scam

Started by Solar, November 09, 2016, 09:40:41 AM

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Solar

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If you give them money to get him back to earth, he'll give you a some of the millions in back pay he has coming. :lol:

Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home
Dr. Bakare Tunde, Astronautics Project Manager
National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA)
Dear Mr. Sir,
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to enable us include downpayment in this financial quarter.
Please acknowledge the receipt of this message via my direct number [number removed].
Yours Sincerely, Dr. Bakare Tunde
Astronautics Project Manager
http://www.nasrda.gov.ng/
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tac

That has to be the best one I have ever seen. That mission was so secret, the astronaut forgot to go.  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Solar

Quote from: tac on November 09, 2016, 10:41:55 AM
That has to be the best one I have ever seen. That mission was so secret, the astronaut forgot to go.  :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Seriously, how stupid and greedy does one have to be to fall for this one?
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If you voted for Clinton,you might be a victim of the scam.

Solar

Quote from: tac on November 09, 2016, 12:10:34 PM
If you voted for Clinton,you might be a victim of the scam.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Clinton Crime Foundation, a glorified Nigerian email scam.
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tac

Idiots give money to both.

Since Hil can't grant any political favors, will the donors want their $$$ back? I sure as hell would.

walkstall

Hmm... Will they take an IOU?   :lol:
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tac

Quote from: walkstall on November 09, 2016, 01:33:19 PM
Hmm... Will they take an IOU?   :lol:

Written on toilet paper probably.

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taxed

The Nigerian space program must be pretty strong.....
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Quote from: taxed on November 29, 2016, 05:34:32 AM
The Nigerian space program must be pretty strong.....

The program is moving right along even today.  But the Nigerian Astronaut is not very smart...  So IF there sending thing up and dropping them off.  There should be room for his return home on the occasional flights.

QuoteThere have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time.
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Solar

Quote from: taxed on November 29, 2016, 05:34:32 AM
The Nigerian space program must be pretty strong.....
Well, at least strong enough to purchase a one way ticket for this poor soul.
Makes you wonder if they actually found people as stooopid as they are that would fall for this nonsense?
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Quote from: walkstall on November 29, 2016, 06:57:11 AM
The program is moving right along even today.  But the Nigerian Astronaut is not very smart...  So IF there sending thing up and dropping them off.  There should be room for his return home on the occasional flights.

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