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Jokes / From the net...
« Last post by walkstall on Today at 06:38:52 PM »
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked.

As they went along they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding."

The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.

Later they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."

So they decided they'd both walk.

Soon they passed some more people who remarked, "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride."

So they both decided to ride the donkey.

They passed some people who shamed them by saying, "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey."

The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey; the donkey fell into the river and drowned.

The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
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Political Discussion and Debate / Re: Dims Hate Tradition
« Last post by The Boo Man... on Today at 06:37:02 PM »
Tradition breeds unity. Democrats thrive on division.
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Wedding ring goes on the left hand, I think they were pointing out that he always wears it, so the pics weren't reversed.
But the boot thing is just downright weird, as if he couldn't remember which foot it went on.
I'm still of the belief that the VC brainwashed him to become a commie.

His wife should remember and he would too the moment he put weight on it. Bizarre in the extreme.
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He looks like he has less testosterone than her father.
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The wedding ring is understandable. He has cancer and probably gets a lot of scans done and you can't wear jewelry. The clothes I don't understand and the boot is bizarre.
Wedding ring goes on the left hand, I think they were pointing out that he always wears it, so the pics weren't reversed.
But the boot thing is just downright weird, as if he couldn't remember which foot it went on.
I'm still of the belief that the VC brainwashed him to become a commie.
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The wedding ring is understandable. He has cancer and probably gets a lot of scans done and you can't wear jewelry. The clothes I don't understand and the boot is bizarre.
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MSM Distraction News / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Meet Malia Obama's new squeeze!
« Last post by Solar on Today at 03:45:02 PM »
Not only that!

Malia looks like Barack ..  having long hair is the only way I can to tell the difference! :scared:
So yeah, there's your proof she's a female.
Now, if she looked like Moochelle, he'd have reason for concern. :biggrin:
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MSM Distraction News / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Meet Malia Obama's new squeeze!
« Last post by mrclose on Today at 02:57:12 PM »
Man, he must be one caring lib, look at all the cause wristbands on the one wrist, bet he has, "save the whales dolphins teat mouse" aww, throw a dart at the board for any myriad of leftist causes.

Not only that!

Malia looks like Barack ..  having long hair is the only way I can to tell the difference! :scared:
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MSM Distraction News / Re: Another Media Libs Bites The Dust
« Last post by Solar on Today at 02:53:57 PM »
Ah-HA!  That's it, he's an intellectual, sick and tired of women loving him for his *mind*.  a Rod Stewart impersonator... :wub:


I never would have guessed!  :biggrin:
Rose was about as original as a Millie Vanilli live concert, and just as honest. :lol:
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MSM Distraction News / Re: EXCLUSIVE: Meet Malia Obama's new squeeze!
« Last post by Solar on Today at 02:51:46 PM »
Man, he must be one caring lib, look at all the cause wristbands on the one wrist, bet he has, "save the whales dolphins teat mouse" aww, throw a dart at the board for any myriad of leftist causes.
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