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Jokes / Re: A man walks into a bar and orders three beers
« Last post by WoodBurner on Today at 05:21:56 PM »
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Jokes / Shoot The Bull
« Last post by WoodBurner on Today at 05:20:15 PM »
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.


The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

“Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

“Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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The Living Room / Re: Walks, Seen the Forecast?
« Last post by walkstall on Today at 05:05:12 PM »
I'm sorry you lost your kitty, it's always tough losing a family member.
But I get why you called it Boo, knowing about that the leg crawling thing. :laugh:

Just kidding Boo.
I'll be going now...

She just jumps out from nowhere.   :lol:
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The Living Room / Re: Walks, Seen the Forecast?
« Last post by Solar on Today at 04:32:18 PM »

 :lol:  I have started wearing my very heavy jeans for Winter time.  Out cat of 16 years+ had to be put to sleep.  So we got a kitten about one month old from the humane society.   She runs a head of me and lays in waiting, then jump out at me and then climbs up my leg in play, so I have call her Boo.  She will out grow that soon but until then I have to protect my legs.  She now 2+ months old and has for the most part stop the leg climbing but sometime she forgets when she becomes a ball of fire going through the house at 4 A.M.
I'm sorry you lost your kitty, it's always tough losing a family member.
But I get why you called it Boo, knowing about that the leg crawling thing. :laugh:

Just kidding Boo.
I'll be going now...
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The Living Room / Re: Walks, Seen the Forecast?
« Last post by walkstall on Today at 03:52:36 PM »
Yep, same weather here, and rain tomorrow. Clear, cold and windy with snow along the crest.
Summer is over for me, now the cold nights, cool days and a jacket, I'm like Boo, I hate wearing pants. :laugh:


 :lol:  I have started wearing my very heavy jeans for Winter time.  Out cat of 16 years+ had to be put to sleep.  So we got a kitten about one month old from the humane society.   She runs a head of me and lays in waiting, then jump out at me and then climbs up my leg in play, so I have call her Boo.  She will out grow that soon but until then I have to protect my legs.  She now 2+ months old and has for the most part stop the leg climbing but sometime she forgets when she becomes a ball of fire going through the house at 4 A.M.
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I have had the feeling, and the hope, that Trump may be a master at playing possum and stringing this thing along, just letting people like Mueller and Comey and Clinton / Abedin / Mills / Rice continually layer one lie, one crime, on top of another.

You know already that these guys have left a trail of perjury a mile long.  This by itself could be very wide indictment and prosecution.

But there's most likely a very, very bad thing that occurred under Obama, including treason and espionage, in the Awan mess.  Whether things like perjury and the real Russian payoffs to Clinton / Podesta, and the Weiner / Abedin mess...... are mere appetizers, may be why they aren't being pursued as strongly.  Or maybe it's all intertwined and they need to build the whole enchilada as one monstrous case.  I guess that could take a year or two.

I truly hope that this is what's behind Sessions' apparent "do nothing" appearance.  Maybe he's doing it, just incredibly secretly.  Trump's giving him hell may have been just for shits & grins, more strategy.  Imagine that.

Then you also have the possibility of just dropping the massive case on them a month or two before the 2018 elections.  It would be the craziest political bomb that we've ever seen.
Andy, use the quote function. If you remember correctly, you received several warnings last time. Remember?
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The Living Room / Re: Walks, Seen the Forecast?
« Last post by Solar on Today at 03:13:43 PM »
Well Friday, September 22 is the first day of fall.  The damn G-Cooling has set in.   :lol:

High today is 61º right now.  My wife said she was cold, so I turned on the heat pump for the first time in I don't know how many months.  We had rail off and on the last 1.5 days.  The air has cleaned up again for now with rain and 20mpwind's.  It's been almost 2 months of smoke for us.  I hope the rains have helped the 19 fires in Oregon and the 6 in Washington state.  Washington state is down 3 from the last time I checked and Oregon is the same at 19 with 1 of them Contained at Potato Hill below Salem.

Look like 1 week of cooling, then back up into the high 70's and mid 90's until mid Oct.
Yep, same weather here, and rain tomorrow. Clear, cold and windy with snow along the crest.
Summer is over for me, now the cold nights, cool days and a jacket, I'm like Boo, I hate wearing pants. :laugh:
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Movies / Re: Quentin Tarantino Destroys Priceless Martin Guitar
« Last post by walkstall on Today at 02:50:50 PM »
Stupid arrogant lib!

A 'priceless' historic guitar was destroyed in Quentin Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight'

Guitars should tread carefully on a Quentin Tarantino set.

A historic Martin guitar was reportedly smashed to bits on the set of the Hateful Eight during a scene between Kurt Russell and Jennifer Jason Leigh. Leigh's character, Daisy Domergue, plays the 1870s-era guitar and sings during one scene — but then Russell, still in character as John Ruth, grabs it and smashes it.

The irreplaceable instrument was on loan from Martin Guitar Museum, and the props team made six duplicates of it. After Leigh sang, the guitar was supposed to be switched out with a double — but that never happened, according to the movie's sound mixer, Mark Ulano.

"We were supposed to go up to that point, cut, and trade guitars and smash the double," he explained in a previous interview. "Well, somehow that didn’t get communicated to Kurt, so when you see that happen on the frame, Jennifer’s reaction is genuine.”

Everyone on set was "pretty freaked out" after it happened, Ulano says, considering museum representatives said the guitar is "priceless."

"Tarantino was in a corner of the room with a funny curl on his lips, because he got something out of it with the performance,” he says.

WTF? :glare:


Jump to the 3:30 mark, the song really sucks and isn't worth wasting your time on.

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http://mashable.com/2016/02/05/quentin-tarantino-guitar/#vpXjPmeVsqqW


Why did the Museum it's self not have the Martin guitar under 24/7 surveillance?    After all it is Hollywood the playground of the rich and famous. 
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Jokes / Re: White people invented rap centuries ago
« Last post by walkstall on Today at 02:37:24 PM »
I was doing some musical research, and I found out it was actually white people that came up with rap music.


Only, they call it square dancing.


 :lol:  I did a lot of square dancing as a young pup.   The callers you could understand not like the rap music of today.

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