Arming teachers...

Quote from: The Boo Man... on December 18, 2012, 02:59:06 PM
Arming teachers...

Why?  There would be a lot of people alive today if they were armed. 

I always say a gun in my hand is more help to me then a phone or a police officer that is on the way. 

Go ahead Boo, start one.  :

What! And traumatize the little darlings by the very sight of the "evil" firearm/sarc!

Israel and Texas have shown us the way.  I THOUGHT Michigan would join them 

Texas Guardian Plan

Given our recent track record in this country, it would probably be shot down. [Pun intended]

Obama, and the same morons that voted him back in, still think that the best way to fight these murderers, is to disarm the people that could stop them.

Knock on my door, blam, d' blam!

Me:  Who's that blamming on my door?

Outsider:  An Obamaroid (stolen from somebody on this board), I'm here to confiscate your firearms.

Me:  I'm not dressed yet, wait a minute! 

Outsider:  I'm coming thru, close YOUR eyes!

Me:   

Outsider:  Where are they, mam?

Me:  Which set of the different woods around here do you want to start looking for them?

Outsider:  Don't you know which part you buried them in?

Me:  No, I fell the other day and got a concussion and i just don't remember!   

Knock on my door, blam, d' blam!

Me:  Who's that blamming on my door?

Outsider:  An Obamaroid (stolen from somebody on this board), I'm here to confiscate your firearms.

Me: 

From my cold dead hands

Knock on my door, blam, d' blam!

Me:  Who's that blamming on my door?

Outsider:  An Obamaroid....

Me: A What?

Outsider: An Obama

Me: Bang Bang  Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang....

Me: Honey........, I need more bullets...

Quote from: Solar on December 19, 2012, 06:33:26 AM
Knock on my door, blam, d' blam!

Me:  Who's that blamming on my door?

Outsider:  An Obamaroid....

Me: A What?

Outsider: An Obama

Me: Bang Bang  Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang....

Me: Honey........, I need more bullets...

You got off only twenty rounds before you needed a reload?  You need a higher capacity mag.

Knock on my door, blam, d' blam!

Me:  Who's that blamming on my door?

Outsider:  President Obama, and I'm here to confiscate your firearms.

Me: ...from my cold dead fingers......BANG!

KNOCK KNOCK

Whose there?

OCSF:This is President for Life Obama's Civilian Security Force...here for your guns

ME: What guns?

OCSF:The Guns we know you have due to our registration checks

Me:Oh those....somebody stole them...I already reported that.

OCSF: We don't believe you, we have been hearing that from all the other gun owning criminals today, we're coming in to look around.

Me: Suit yourself

one hour later, tired, sweaty exhausted OCSF member in a black panther uniform and shoulder patch leaves empty handed. Grumbling as they go.

Me: (On cell phone to other local militia)

Okay, they just left my house, they should be good and tired by now and it's just about dark, I'll be heading on trail bike to the predesignated ambush site, when they stop for dinner this evening we hit 'em

Voice on the phone: All the burial pits are ready, we got the lime.

 
Boo?  You tried!!!  This bunch is nuttier than I am.  Alright everybody, y'all thought I was goona say something else didn't ya?