Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality

Started by Bronx, November 10, 2012, 07:10:40 AM

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Bronx

Excellent read...


The six contradictions of socialism in the USSR

    - There is no unemployment - yet no one is working.
    - No one is working - yet the factory quotas are fulfilled.
    - The factory quotas are fulfilled - yet the stores have nothing to sell.
    - The stores have nothing to sell - yet people's homes are full of stuff.
    - People's homes are full of stuff - yet no one is happy.
    - No one is happy - yet the voting is always unanimous.


The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America

    - America is capitalist and greedy - yet half of the population is subsidized.
    - Half of the population is subsidized - yet they think they are victims.
    - They think they are victims - yet their representatives run the government.
    - Their representatives run the government - yet the poor keep getting poorer.
    - The poor keep getting poorer - yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about.
    - They have things that people in other countries only dream about - yet they want America to be more like those other countries.


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People sleep peacefully at night because there are a few tough men prepared to do violence on their behalf.

A foolish man complains about his torn pockets.

A wise man uses it to scratch his balls.