We all know the truth, but someone decided to explain it, so listen up libs.
And no, there is no link, from an email.
This is very well done.

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner.
The bill for all ten comes to $100. Obviously, if they split the bill each would pay $10.
However, if they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh $7.
The eighth $12.
The ninth $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed Quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."
So, now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
So, the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free.
But what about the other six, the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share'?
The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if They subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being 'PAID' to eat their meal.
So, the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to Reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too.
It's unfair that he got ten times as much as I got!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all.
The system exploits the poor!"
... The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.
They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, President Obama, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system rally works.
The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

My favorite story was the one about the ant and the grasshopper. Same basic idea.

Quote from: Dan on October 10, 2010, 11:32:35 AM
My favorite story was the one about the ant and the grasshopper. Same basic idea.

Yet the libs still don't get it.
How dare the greedy ant hoard all that food, he should share it with those that haven't the ability to think ahead.
Those too lazy to work for themselves, or simply have no drive to be productive.
Ohhh the horror, the lack of humanity, have you Conservatives no compassion for the incompetent? :D

Quote from: Solar on October 10, 2010, 10:01:46 AM
We all know the truth, but someone decided to explain it, so listen up libs.
And no, there is no link, from an email.
This is very well done.

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner.
The bill for all ten comes to $100. Obviously, if they split the bill each would pay $10.
However, if they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh $7.
The eighth $12.
The ninth $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do.
The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed Quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.
"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20."
So, now dinner for the ten only cost $80. The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
So, the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free.
But what about the other six, the paying customers? How could they divvy up the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share'?
The six men realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if They subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being 'PAID' to eat their meal.
So, the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to Reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free.
But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar, too.
It's unfair that he got ten times as much as I got!"
"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get anything at all.
The system exploits the poor!"
... The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.
They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, President Obama, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system rally works.
The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.
Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up at the table anymore.

Excellent!

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 10, 2010, 05:25:18 PM
Excellent!

And the left still blames corporate industry for leaving, not once trying to understand why they left.

Quote from: Solar on October 10, 2010, 07:55:26 PM
And the left still blames corporate industry for leaving, not once trying to understand why they left.

It's called a Souixism...

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 10, 2010, 07:56:48 PM
It's called a Souixism...

;D ;D ;D
I miss that little Pavlov Dog.

Quote from: Solar on October 10, 2010, 07:57:47 PM
;D ;D ;D
I miss that little Pavlov Dog.

I don't. It's like arguing with a menopausal alligator...

Quote from: Cryptic Bert on October 10, 2010, 08:02:49 PM
I don't. It's like arguing with a menopausal alligator...

At least alligators bathe.