I've thought about setting up a foundation that hands out the annual Anus Award, but I quickly realize that once a year, or even once a month, wouldn't be enough. We have gas shortages, sugar shortages, even toilet paper shortages, but we never EVER seem to run out of assholes.

http://www.latimes.com/health/la-fi-mcdonalds-lawsuit-20101215,0,1405030.story

The LA Times, liberal rag that it is, will very likely close down soon due to plummeting circulation. One of the reasons is perfectly illustrated here. The Times fails to mention in this story that Monet Parham, whom they depict as a suburban Sacramento super-mom, is actually Monet Parham-Lee, hyphenated California Department of Public Health employee who spends tax dollars promoting healthy nutrition.

Only in California...