This Universe Sucks

Started by JustinCase, September 05, 2020, 01:53:24 AM

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JustinCase

According to the "Multiverse" theory, there are an infinite number of universes.  If that's true, then in one or more of those universes, I, JustinCase, am King of Planet Earth.  Yes, infinity is a large number.  So at least a dozen or so allow for the possibility that I am fabulously handsome, highly intelligent and extremely rich.  Hell, if only one universe allows that I would be very happy.  Don't worry, according to Multiverse, each of us is a god in our own galaxy.

I don't need to be god of the Universe.  I am happy being a peon, working hard for little pay, being the backbone of society, raising a family and contributing to society.  I am law-abiding, pay my taxes that the liberals spend on BS and love my fellow man.  I used to live in the greatest country in the history of planet Earth. Why does everyone hate me?

But no, I am stuck in the universe where being a decent human being sucks.  Being law-abiding and not looting, rioting, killing and burning is deemed "racist" or a dozen other disparaging terms is classified as Alt-Right.

If this were 1967, Captain Kirk and Spock would figure out a way to get us all back to the "right" universe.  Except for the crewman wearing the red shirt...


ZUCKERBERG

Daydreaming will not change anything. 
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them.
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income."

― Errol Flynn

JustinCase

Zuckerberg, if all you're going to do is quote other people who speak English, then you can't be considered hardly original.  Shakespeare?  Did you even read it, or did you just pick the most famous quote in English history?  Come on, you're better than that!  Errol Flynn?  He was a womanizing, chain-smoking, drug addicted Hollywood elite.  He was the precursor to every Hollywood elite actor conservatives despise in the modern era.

I didn't invent the "Multiverse", or Captain Kirk, but my point is this:  I'm ready to meet my maker...  This sh** sucks.