THE LIBERAL HOLIDAY SONGBOOK (circa 2004)

1. "Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator"

2. "We're Beginning To Look A Lot Like Moscow" (It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)

3. "Clinton The Con Man"

4. "We Need A Little Barney Frank"

5. "All I Want For Kwanzaa Is My Two Front Teeth"

6. "John Kerry Got Run Over By A Swift Boat"

7. "I'll Be Home, Because I Don't Work"

8. "Howard Dean Is Coming To Town"

9. "Fleas On Christopher Dodd"

10. "The First Noam Chomsky"

11. "Smokin' Dope Around The Holiday Tree"

12. "I'm Dreaming Of An Anti-Bush Protest"

13. "Here Comes Michael Moore"

14. "Have Yourself A Merry Little Filibuster"

15. "I Saw My Two Mommies Kissing Rosie O'Donnell"

16. "The Night Before Pelosi's Face Moved"

17. "Appease On Earth"

18. "Welfare Wonderland"

19. "High For The Holidays"

20. "O Where Are My Food Stamps?"

21. "Global Warming Wonderland"

22.  "Bush's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Speaking of Kwanza, I haven't heard from the Marxists in cheif regarding this phoney baloney made up "holiday".


Billy